Matt Bors for December 27, 2010

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Woman: HEY! I called and you never got back. Man: You didn't leave a message. Woman: You never CHECK your messages! Man: But then I would have texted you to see what you wanted. Woman: I wanted to answer my invite on Facebook! Man: I don't check events there - only wall posts. I'm on Gmail all day, never check my Hotmail, answer the work phone until 5, approve my blog comments at lunch, and my AIM name is "C_Vandal83." Do you Skype? Woman: I'm not following you. Man: You should. I tweet all the time.