Matt Bors for May 18, 2011
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Transcript:
Turns out Bin Laden had a huge porn collection. Osama Bin Laden: ha ha Just researching great Satan's, uh, Satan ways. AK-69 Figures. It's like when a Christian culture warrior turns up in a gay fetish club. Conservative: FAMFLEE FALUES! No wonder he couldn't pull off another major attack. Osama Bin Laden: No cleaning here! Special Jihadi tapes! Wife: Mmm-hmm. Blow Me...Up! Man: You want us to car bomb the Abottabad porn shop. REALLY?! Osama Bin Laden: Their late fees are outrageous.
