Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 07, 2013

SNERK!!!

He’s an administrative pigmentation preservation analyst.

PacoPuddy…. I dunno….the sound of all that number crunching…. ayeeeiii!

At least his guy can sit in a chair….

Imagine being a certified golf course monocotyledon expansion examiner…. bent over with your nose to the ground all day.

nazzofoggenmach ….Hah! You don’t really have a word, do you?

Great gag!

He used to watch the grass grow…now he has an indoor job.

He got promoted.

leave her alone now. this is a woman who knows what she wants!

evolutionary, certainly not revolutionary. ha!

she who will not be denied.

she is captivated by my guile and charm. thinks of me late at night. mwa ha ha ha ha! (such a beautiful word, she will think me incapable of it). mwa ha ha ha ha!… i wish to bear her children! (repeat spooky laughter as needed).

I used to work for a Lawn Watching firm.

Um…. Nazz….

Thanks… but I… er…um…. I’m too old to have children….and I’m …. polite.

Yeah, that’s my excuse for not asking about your child-bearing capabilities….LOL

BTW…. I was going to guess “embraces” but decided it didn’t “rhyme” with braces…but maybe that’s your word?

Pcolli…. I had chases on my list…. but not maces.

And I hate to mention….there’s another word that’s too vulgar to list here…. and doesn’t rhyme with “braces”…. but a not very fussy poet might try.I’m very persnickety about rhyme.

And hey, some of us are having a good time… no reason for others to get their knickers in a twist.You’re all welcome to join in. :)

a toast to the mystery of misunderstanding— spice o’ life.

Hey Nazz! You did it!

Congratulations…. and you’re welcome!

I did forget to mention that no one could change anything in his/her profile for about 2 weeks during the last so-called “site update.”

So never be surprised when something doesn’t work….they usually but not always fix it……eventually.

and yeah….