Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 28, 2013
March 27, 2013
March 29, 2013
Transcript:
Guard duck: Okay, boys, refs are in short supply, but I was able to line one up for our first game. I"m assured he'll be knowledgeable and fair. Rat: Fair is relative. Pig: May I please forfeit now? Rat: Excessive fatness.
OK, having Rat as the ref makes for the obvious jokes, but wouldn’t Zebra make more economic sense (you wouldn’t have to buy him a uniform, after all)?
OTOH, if they were to play the crocs, Zebra’s life expectancy would be about the same as one of them old Mutant League Football refs (i.e. the first call he makes against the crocs…)
Rat loves the incontestable authority I’m sure, but…he has turned his back to Mr. Snuffles! One tiny nod from LGD and Rat will be on the indefinitely disabled list!
Rat being the ref reminds me of an episode of “Its always Sunny in Philladelphia” where Charlie was the ref in youth basketball game. All he did was blow the whistle and take the ball and dribble and scoring all while dribbling
Sherlock Watson over 11 years ago
If the other team is made up of crocs, Rat will probably penalize them for excessive dribbling.
bluegirl285 over 11 years ago
Rat? Fair?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH…!
noahproblem over 11 years ago
OK, having Rat as the ref makes for the obvious jokes, but wouldn’t Zebra make more economic sense (you wouldn’t have to buy him a uniform, after all)?
OTOH, if they were to play the crocs, Zebra’s life expectancy would be about the same as one of them old Mutant League Football refs (i.e. the first call he makes against the crocs…)
dimensioncr8r over 11 years ago
Pigs getting smarter.
corzak over 11 years ago
Good call, ref. And if Pig keeps it up, call a flagrant fatness on him.That would be two personal fats before the game even started.
zero over 11 years ago
Excessive ratness…
Varnes over 11 years ago
That’s what you get when you try supply side shtuff…
eddie6192 over 11 years ago
Pig got whistled for a flagrant foul for fatness.
finale over 11 years ago
Watch out for the quiet one, Rat.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Rat loves the incontestable authority I’m sure, but…he has turned his back to Mr. Snuffles! One tiny nod from LGD and Rat will be on the indefinitely disabled list!
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 11 years ago
1) “Fair is relative”…and we know Rat hates his relatives! 2) Rat’s “excessive fatness” is between his ears!
dreadlokz over 11 years ago
OOOoooooh NO!
The#1BoiseStateFan over 11 years ago
Yep, Pig fouls out before the game even STARTS
TileComics over 11 years ago
They need Charles Barkley to announce.
TileComics over 11 years ago
Are they playing in a gravel parking lot in Kansas? What the heck.
timprovphilly over 11 years ago
Isn’t that considered the Charles Barkley rule?
HankTheSock over 11 years ago
@bluegirl285 Hahaha! That made my day right there!
jackhs over 11 years ago
Did Kitty take Rat’s tail? panel 3
Richly Chheuy over 11 years ago
Had to laugh at “Excessive Fatness.”
tazz555 over 11 years ago
Rat being the ref reminds me of an episode of “Its always Sunny in Philladelphia” where Charlie was the ref in youth basketball game. All he did was blow the whistle and take the ball and dribble and scoring all while dribbling
Rickapolis over 11 years ago
Excessive fatness would put a LOT of Americans on the bench.
barister over 11 years ago
Mr. Snuffles looks adorable in his shorts. But rat better watch out, kitty is no silent bystander. It’s a good thing ratty is a central character.
Number Three over 11 years ago
Seriously, Guard Duck???
LOL xxx
Popeyesforearm over 11 years ago
Pig’s just right for an Easter ham
A.Ficionada over 11 years ago
Someone may have said this earlier, but Tank McNamara has a good take on this same topic today.
joecool2013 over 11 years ago
Rat is definitely reminiscent of a kid i knew in school in special ed. Pig reminds me of the fat gullible kid next to him.
Janet Davis Premium Member over 11 years ago
Mr. Snuffles in gym shorts.
booboo7856 over 11 years ago
I can’t get over Mr. Snuffles in Gym Shorts. My favorite character. Makes me laugh when I look at him.
PearlsBe4SwineFreak13 over 11 years ago
Still better than the replacement refs from the NFL 2012 Season.
banananananana over 11 years ago
Excessive fatness? lol