Man: Grab a little lunch?
Aunt Fritzi: Sure.
Window reads: HAND-CRAFTED SANDWICHES.
Man: Really? "HAND-CRAFTED"? Asopposed to WHAT? ROBOTS? I grew up working in diners--- We called it,"making sandwiches"!
I am now following on Twitter and Facebook. I think to celebrate this fact, I am going to reward myself with a hand-crafted sandwich that I am going to make using items in my fridge.
First artisan pizza, next hand crafted sandwiches. Aren’t Phil and Fritzi a little ritzy. Also I remember the old joke about the sign saying all of our products are untouched by human hands, we use monkees in this factory.
TooOldToBeCool almost 12 years ago
Fritzi is holding his arm. He’s definitely treating her right.
g.iangoodson almost 12 years ago
He’s also losing weight. He’s more defined and not so rotund.
blunebottle almost 12 years ago
So, Phil……are you just going to keep grousing about the sign, or are you going to buy her lunch?
shel4 almost 12 years ago
Also notice that Phil is smiling more these days.Can’t blame him!
jmcenanly almost 12 years ago
Some of the fast food places have sandwich making techniques that would make Henry Ford proud.
StoicLion1973 almost 12 years ago
“Hand-crafted sandwiches”, a great example of marketing.
alleyoops Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Really? Is Fritzi still hanging on to that dork?
ambrozic almost 12 years ago
I am now following on Twitter and Facebook. I think to celebrate this fact, I am going to reward myself with a hand-crafted sandwich that I am going to make using items in my fridge.
Buzza Wuzza almost 12 years ago
just eat the sandwich, who cares about the sign
Dr. Midnight almost 12 years ago
At least they didn’t throw in “Artisanal” as well….
katina.cooper almost 12 years ago
So, when Phil and Fritzi get married, will Nancy be having a little cousin running around the house?
Don Fleming almost 12 years ago
Yeah, it’s definitely a marketing ploy, something to justify jacking up the price.
hawkeye761 almost 12 years ago
We used to have a Mexican restaurant in town that had a neon sign that said “Hand-made Tortillas” hanging right over the tortilla machine.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML almost 12 years ago
it takes two hands to handle Fritzis hoagies…
brklnbern almost 12 years ago
First artisan pizza, next hand crafted sandwiches. Aren’t Phil and Fritzi a little ritzy. Also I remember the old joke about the sign saying all of our products are untouched by human hands, we use monkees in this factory.
billsplut almost 12 years ago
Great. This strip really needs the only other adult character to also be drawn at age 35 and talk like he’s 75.
Also: My lawn; get off of.
Wiseguy70005 almost 12 years ago
Many guys would grow a couple of inches standing around Fritzi!
feralglance almost 12 years ago
This guy’s funny. I can get along with him being here permanently.