Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 16, 2013

Of course you are…

Oh, he’s a “humanitarian.”

I think Cliff is gonna have few “Doughnut People” nightmares…..Goodbye Cruller World!

Olaf the Giant? I always suspected that Norway was another planet.

A friend of mine claims to be a vegetarian but he eats fish and chicken. I call him a ‘faketarian.’

Don’t hire him. He’ll always be going over you head.

That’s just a version of the Patrice Lumumba joke from 1962.

They’ll need to start recruiting some bloody Englishmen.

On your resume, Olaf, be sure to list only those references that you have not already eaten. Of course.

You want to spleen that response Olaf?

What’s that book you’re reading, Olaf?Oh, just “To Serve Mankind”….