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Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for March 22, 2013
March 21, 2013
March 23, 2013
Transcript:
Arlo: I detect hints of antioxidants, with a trace of anti-inflammatories!
Arlo: And is that...? It is! A tantalizing taste of immortality!
Janis: Maybe you've had enough Resveratrol for now!!
BTW, you can get resveratrol from unfermented grape juice, too, without the alcohol. That means you can drink enough juice to get an even larger quantity of resveratrol, and still be able to drive safely. That is not to mention other sources that donāt get mentioned when people are praising wine. Donāt put me down as simply a prude. Alcohol, in excess, obviously has bad effects on cognitive function and motor control. If youāre going to drink wine, drink responsibly, and donāt use the āgoodā effects as an excuse to overindulge!
Enough scolding. Back-when, the late Paul Harvey announced the fact that just plain grape juice had twice the anti-whatevers in it, the price of such tripled. I used to think a cynic was a place to do the dinner dishes, but Iām beginning to wonder about āscientific studiesā as advertised in USA Weekend and their always-happy news for āunder thirty gulliblesāā¦. bah.
gocomicsmember: I noticed the wine story got a solid week of rave reviews, late night comic mentions, etc., but the grape juice got a one-day coverage. Either the corporate media is a bunch of winos, or they want us to be.
It never ceases to amaze me how many of the comments miss what the strip is all about. Here, Arloās putting on an act that heās having some wine for healthās sake, when in fact he just wants to enjoy having a glass of the grape. Janis, as usual, sees right through him, suggestingāseriously or notāthat maybe heās had enough of reseratrol (by which she means wine). He is,after all, acting as if heās a bit over-stimulated. Capiche, guys?
Varnes almost 12 years ago
Awe, let him go Janisā¦.What does the word enough mean anyway?
Varnes almost 12 years ago
Actually, when us kids got carried away playing too rough or something, my folks would say, āEnough is enough, too much is not enoughā¦.ā
pschearer Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Pschearerās Law of Studies: For every study there is an equal but opposite study.
chizzel almost 12 years ago
If some is good then more is better
Doctor_McCoy almost 12 years ago
Wine not, Arlo?
doublepaw almost 12 years ago
āFrom the gripes came the whines.āā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.
finale almost 12 years ago
If it tastes goodā¦drink it.
gocomicsmember almost 12 years ago
BTW, you can get resveratrol from unfermented grape juice, too, without the alcohol. That means you can drink enough juice to get an even larger quantity of resveratrol, and still be able to drive safely. That is not to mention other sources that donāt get mentioned when people are praising wine. Donāt put me down as simply a prude. Alcohol, in excess, obviously has bad effects on cognitive function and motor control. If youāre going to drink wine, drink responsibly, and donāt use the āgoodā effects as an excuse to overindulge!
Gokie5 almost 12 years ago
Break out the Japanese knotweed.
unca jim almost 12 years ago
Enough scolding. Back-when, the late Paul Harvey announced the fact that just plain grape juice had twice the anti-whatevers in it, the price of such tripled. I used to think a cynic was a place to do the dinner dishes, but Iām beginning to wonder about āscientific studiesā as advertised in USA Weekend and their always-happy news for āunder thirty gulliblesāā¦. bah.
hippogriff almost 12 years ago
gocomicsmember: I noticed the wine story got a solid week of rave reviews, late night comic mentions, etc., but the grape juice got a one-day coverage. Either the corporate media is a bunch of winos, or they want us to be.
hippogriff almost 12 years ago
And before the gramarians jump on me, the corporate media is monolithic and therefore takes the singular. Media in general is plural.
snugharborman-catalog almost 12 years ago
If you want to spend a lot of money (I have no idea if it WILL make you live forever), Amazon has all sorts of Resveratrol pills for sale.
George Alexander almost 12 years ago
It never ceases to amaze me how many of the comments miss what the strip is all about. Here, Arloās putting on an act that heās having some wine for healthās sake, when in fact he just wants to enjoy having a glass of the grape. Janis, as usual, sees right through him, suggestingāseriously or notāthat maybe heās had enough of reseratrol (by which she means wine). He is,after all, acting as if heās a bit over-stimulated. Capiche, guys?
Charlie Cook over 4 years ago
Had to go to the dictionary for this oneā¦