Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 12, 2013

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    axecaliva  over 11 years ago

    I guess you could say… puts on sunglasses Lord Splendid Humility trusts Phoebe about as far as he can throw her.

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    Destiny23  over 11 years ago

    Hey, at least he didn’t call you “Freebie”, or “Wannabe”!

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    kaykeyser  over 11 years ago

    What do you get for a Unicorn Birthday Party? or What do you get fro a Humble Unicorn Birthday Party? I hope we see others at the party too That sounds fun. Maybe she can get him a bag to put over his head or a Chia Pet to hide in? Or he could go strip hopping and Hid In Ozy’s winter coat.

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    Herb Thiel Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Frisbee? lol.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 11 years ago

    At least it wasn’t Fifi.

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    Q4horse  over 11 years ago

    I’d like to see that birthday cake, Since unicorns are immortal and nearly as old as the universe, that will be a lot of candles.

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    kendallclark1973  over 11 years ago

    Can’t wait to see where L.S.H. will be hiding for his own party. Under the refreshment table? In the cake?

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    nerdhoof  over 11 years ago

    Looks like a UPD (unicorn protective device) from other obscure comics about unicorns.

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    Simon_Jester  over 11 years ago

    Hmmmm, now Marigold will have to get a present for him.

    Which shouldn’t be too hard, since the average stallion only wants one thing around this time of year.

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    Half Caper Farm  over 11 years ago

    Did anyone notice that Heavenly Nostrils has made the ‘front’ page? :-D Congratulations, Dana!

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    onionvolcano  over 11 years ago

    Right on, a Unicorn party! I love this strip with the fury of a billion exploding suns!

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    Comic Minister Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Pink creature?! You mean Phoebe. I hope this time I can meet that male unicorn face to face.

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    bopard  over 11 years ago

    I thought of triangle toss, from The Point. Receiving mail seems to require some agility..Gives a whole new meaning to ‘’I just missed your call.’

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    CP Justy  over 11 years ago

    @bopard I agree. He did pretty good considering he only met Phoebe once AND he was in a bush at the time. Still chuckling over “strange pink creature”. Priceless.

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    Vet Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Typical. Unicorns have always been some what ha-ti-ta when it comes to others LESS elegant as them. Frisbee works at least its close.

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    kaykeyser  over 11 years ago

    It can make you fully rested and fully restores your energy (but your still hungry)

    It can remove hair from your head and grow it on your chest

    Cures rheumatism, insomnia and whooping cough

    Prevents hang overs, not that it stops you from feeling drunk when your sick but that it actually refuses the existence by proximity of the movie the “Hang over” and all subsequent movies.

    When blown it can fall the walls of even the most invertible of cites.

    It translates Duck calls in to Mandarin

    It telliports you to a parallel dimension where Young Justice got a 3rd season

    It slices it dices it makes fries!

    the only thing it can’t do is water your Chia Pet.

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    Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon  6 months ago

    Sounds about right… :P

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