Reminds me of a young women asking me for 10.00 dollars,she said she had 30.00 and needed 40.00 for insulin,she was from Seattle and lost her purse-I said In Canada it costs nothing if you’re in need of a life saving medication,I said follow me ,there is a clinic 2 blocks away,she walked away-scamer.
Reminds me of the guys ‘n gals at various stop lights here in our town. They’re holding a sign that says “out of work” “kids need food” etc. and they are standing there in a $300 Raider Jacket, $200 Jordan tennys, AND a box of Marlboros sticking out of a pocket !!!!
Bum comes up and asks “Hey bud can you spare $2,000for a cup of coffee?”..other guy says “$2,000??coffeesonly a buck !”…Bum says “I want to drink it in Brazil.”
finkd almost 12 years ago
Sure, I’ve got some Monopoly money on me somewhere.
Odd Dog Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Inflation suck’s
tsbann almost 12 years ago
Reminds me of a young women asking me for 10.00 dollars,she said she had 30.00 and needed 40.00 for insulin,she was from Seattle and lost her purse-I said In Canada it costs nothing if you’re in need of a life saving medication,I said follow me ,there is a clinic 2 blocks away,she walked away-scamer.
knarfus almost 12 years ago
@Odd Dog
Yeah inflation sure does suck……and it certainly doesn’t need any apostrophe……
TheVernalPool almost 12 years ago
Why yes, I have lots of leftover twentys from my paycheck….
battle of plattsburgh almost 12 years ago
Here’s a .25. Keep the change.
ncdrifter almost 12 years ago
Got change for a “hundred”?
Vet Premium Member almost 12 years ago
No but I can pick up a 7 10 split.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML almost 12 years ago
… to pay for this cup of Starbuks coffee…???
Linguist almost 12 years ago
Sorry, I can’t spare even twenty cents – I’m retired !
baldhedjer almost 12 years ago
They don’t go as far as they used to!
jack fairbanks almost 12 years ago
10-4, i’m right here
Neat '33 almost 12 years ago
Reminds me of the guys ‘n gals at various stop lights here in our town. They’re holding a sign that says “out of work” “kids need food” etc. and they are standing there in a $300 Raider Jacket, $200 Jordan tennys, AND a box of Marlboros sticking out of a pocket !!!!
Vet Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Like that one huh?
boldyuma almost 12 years ago
Update to old Henny Youngman joke from 1960’s .
Bum comes up and asks “Hey bud can you spare $2,000for a cup of coffee?”..other guy says “$2,000??coffeesonly a buck !”…Bum says “I want to drink it in Brazil.”
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Otto Knowbetter almost 12 years ago
Was thissupposed to be funny?