Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 06, 2013
April 05, 2013
April 08, 2013
Transcript:
Rip: No way will I be your man-slave! I don't care how hot you look with an eye patch and a hook-hand! Sure, this may have been one of my secret fantasies, but in real life, no way! Crystal: Then by the pirate code you will die a thousand deaths! TNT: Dog-slave! Dog-slave here!
Kali39 over 11 years ago
Um, Rip? As a married man, you are already her man-slave. As far as I am concerned, they’re still married. Unless that was part of the dream sequence…
ewalnut over 11 years ago
Cobra’s worth it.
TheDOCTOR over 11 years ago
This is like one of those Hope/Crosby movies. Cobra fills out that sarong better than Dorothy Lamore.HEY, I’M NOT THAT OLD I JUST LIKED THOSE FILMS!I’ll bet thats what Dan was going for. Right Dan?….Dan?….DUDE, Help me out here!
Chithing Premium Member over 11 years ago
I’m not sure I waited for puberty…
Dragoncat over 11 years ago
Cobra may be the future queen, but Crystal is obviously the one running this show.
DorianKTB over 11 years ago
As if RIP HAYWIRE wasn’t already cool and fun beyond words, now Our Man Thompson has included our beloved “Road To…” movies in the mix! BRAVO, Dan!