Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 06, 2013
April 05, 2013
April 08, 2013
Transcript:
Rip: No way will I be your man-slave! I don't care how hot you look with an eye patch and a hook-hand! Sure, this may have been one of my secret fantasies, but in real life, no way! Crystal: Then by the pirate code you will die a thousand deaths! TNT: Dog-slave! Dog-slave here!
Um, Rip? As a married man, you are already her man-slave. As far as I am concerned, they’re still married. Unless that was part of the dream sequence…