Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for March 28, 2013

The older you get the more you (what)?

…the more likely I am to not give a damn about what other people expect from me. If I didn’t make them any promises, their expectations are their problem. Not mine.

Get impatient waiting at long stop lights (wasting valuable time here), regretting the girls that got away, value the true friends that are still alive.

Draw a blank.

Worry about the future.

All of the above with aches and pains.

make my mother feel older. Take your pleasures where you can get them.Also, the “P” is back.

… have bladder control?… care what people think?… keep my focus on what I’m doing?

Hey who you calling old? :-DThe more I realize that life has an expiration date that is getting closer and closer.The more I hope that I will still have the time and money to travel the world. My true dream has always been to see and do as much as I can in this life.

I have to admit, I am getting really sick of these lame over-the-fence gags. Couple more of these, and I think I’ll remove Daddy’s Home from my list. I have already reduced my reading of it to the occasional peek.