Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 14, 2013
Transcript:
George W. Bush: I don't know why everyone says being president ages you... I haven't changed a bit! Jeb Bush: So as I say in my book, we need to take another look at self-deportation. George Bush Sr.: Oh, no... George W. Bush: Unbelievable! George Bush Sr.: Flip-flop city! What's gotten into Jebby? George W. Bush: Beats me, dad. But he's not going to become the next president Bush if he keeps acting like Mitt Romney! When I was the presidency, I had three core principles-- freedom, torture and freedom! And I never wavered! Little bro should learn from that! George Bush Sr.: Well, I guess there's still time for him to figure it out... George W. Bush: C'mon, dad. You're not fooling me. You're afraid. George Bush Sr.: I am? Of what? George W. Bush: That he'll trash the family name. Don't worry-- I'll keep an eye on him.
pouncingtiger almost 12 years ago
Dubya is going to keep on eye on Jeb?!? Jebâs career is doomed.
Linguist almost 12 years ago
Itâs the old Fox in the Hen House analogy !
Don Winchester Premium Member almost 12 years ago
After 5 years of Obama, they STILL canât get off of the Bush bandwagon.
Newshound41 almost 12 years ago
I am going to re-post a comment I posted at the end of yesterdayâs strip, just before todayâs strip became available. I am posting it so those who didnât read on yesterdayâs postings because of the lateness of when I posted it, can read it now.-An unbalanced poster has made a completely false charge against a true American hero, John Glenn. The charge is that Glenn somehow impeded a Senate Committee investigation of President Clinton and in return was allowed to go on a Space Shuttle mission. There are certain errors in this claim 1-John Glenn went on the Space Shuttle mission in 1998 when the Republicans had the majority in the US Senate. Even if the Committee voted along party lines, the Republicans could have pursued any investigation they wanted.2-1998 was the year of the Lewinsky scandal. The House impeached Clinton in the lame duck session between the November 1998 election and the new Congress taking office in January 1999. By the time the new Senate tried Clinton in 1999, Glenn had already retired from the Senate.3-The accuser of Glenn on this site neither specifies the nature of the investigation or the committee that Glenn was on.
Varnes almost 12 years ago
Ouch! Truth hurtsâŠ
Varnes almost 12 years ago
There was a strong, honest and wise American president named BushâŠâŠbut only oneâŠ.
renaissance2 almost 12 years ago
Considering that George W. Bush is (though probably an alcoholic) a teetotaler, it seems insulting to depict him with a beer.
TheSkulker almost 12 years ago
GT is a genius. Three in one shot!
carlzr almost 12 years ago
When everyone else is making jokes about paying taxes tomorrow, Trudeau chooses to mock the Bush family.
baileydean almost 12 years ago
⊠Iâve always thought of Dub as âthe Shrubâ. His stay in the White House was âgracedâ by his posing, mincing, and posturing (howâs that âranchâ in Crawford doing these days⊠Shrubdy been back? Hmm? Has there been ANY more brush cleared in Texas since his numerous vacations from from his âelectedâ duties in DC?) clearly underscore my view of his âworthâ â to-date, and historical â to this great country. Iraq? Afghanistan? Bin Laden? Shrubâs still clueless, and yet, craving âcreditâ for other folksâ successes and real efforts following his huge failures.-The only things I continue to fault GHW for is having cringeworthy and mind-numbingly poor judgement: taste in women (loyalty he HAS, but genes DO matter), his seemingly blind and crippling lack of spine as it comes to family (he SHOULD have barred his distasteful, cowardly and nearly-criminally untalented children from "seeking public officeâ⊠anywhere⊠or any time)⊠but he caved⊠to Barâs vanities and ambitions, didnât he? And then thereâs Iraq, isnât there? The finishing â and swiftly (much less painfull) blow could and should have delivered on HIS watch⊠not passed on to his idiot son (and Rove, Rumsfeld, and Cheney) to mangle.-GHW? Nice brave (in his youth anyway ) man⊠made a great many very, very poor â USA-damaging â choices.
baileydean almost 12 years ago
Time warp much? That record has already been posted â set in stone â by the Shrubâs installation!
Joseph McFarlane almost 12 years ago
The first six years were Cheneyâs Presidency.
montessoriteacher almost 12 years ago
Great job GT! I guess I always assumed W would be a pretzel, but this was good too.
Rainfoot almost 12 years ago
They should of given Warcrimes Bush another baseball team instead of the presidency. Iâve heard him do baseball commentary he actually sounds like he knows what heâs talking about, if faux or ESPN would give him a job I would watch.
avtar123 almost 12 years ago
SeaFox10, I said the same thing for 8 years of Shrub.
kendonna almost 12 years ago
When will he drop the Bush-bashing and hit on some Obama-rama? Gad â plenty of good material in this administrationâŠ
montessoriteacher almost 12 years ago
I love the depiction of the Bush bathroom, perhaps an homage to Wâs recent painting activities.
rossevrymn almost 12 years ago
must be a slow news day
kaffekup almost 12 years ago
Fair is fair; we got to listen to eight years of blaming Clinton for every Bush failure.
baileydean almost 12 years ago
âI see you are blinded by hate and bigotry of both Bush 41 and 43. Both are so much better than either Clinton the Impeached and the current Usurper. But you will never be able to admit the truth. You will only be able to blame them for the failings of your side."-My âsideâ is nothing that you know anything about..âš-âšNo worries. I DO know all about it.-âšI sleep soundly, all snoozy, deep and comfortable⊠and wake up warm and refreshed each and every.morning to the sounds of real wild birds singing â uncaged â outside my windows in the trees.-âšI (and those on "my sideâ) think much more clearly, cleverly, intelligently, individually â and protectively â of this (our) nation we cherish â and for this country and the benefit of itâs citizens â than youâve ever to have been able to muster or demonstrate from âyour sideâ.âš-âšYouâre (generally â hopefully not, for you, specifically) a selfish and soddey bunch of cretins and creeps⊠but the records speak for themselves, donât they?-âšPoor you. Rich me.âš-âšDang!âš.:ÂșJ
pauljmsn almost 12 years ago
So, what kind of icon will Jeb end up with?
pauljmsn almost 12 years ago
Odd how nobody talks about Neil Bush, he of the Savings-and-Loan scandal.
vwdualnomand almost 12 years ago
hey w, where are the wmds in iraq?
BeniHanna6 Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Amazing, has to go back to Bush whacking, when there are plenty of hittable items with the present administration. The prime item being the use of drones as Judge Jury and Executioner. Oh sorry forgot, extreme liberals are blind to flaws in their own community.
baileydean almost 12 years ago
Hey if you subversively plant the Bushes on other folksâ turf⊠you need to cope with a way to deal with the justified â and sensible â weed whacking. Donât yaâ think?-⊠well, donât you?
baileydean almost 12 years ago
âTrue, Obama had been carrying on what Bush did so he has been part of a larger scheme instead of his own president. We need a Liberal as President for once.â_Some⊠very true. But he was and IS better than the alternatives presented⊠today, anyway.
Rickapolis almost 12 years ago
Senior was doomed because of his slavery to the Reagan folly. But Dubya was the worst president since James Buchanan. It will take another ten years to undo the mess he left. And letâs not even think about the possibility of Jeb, okay? It would set us back ANOTHER 30 years.
baileydean almost 12 years ago
âŠâWhich is it? I would like to know your view of my fate?â-Sadness, delusions, dementia and disappointment. -You are speaking up and out for a cause â and people â who would never, ever, speak up for you.
Uncle Joe almost 12 years ago
con·ser·va·tism (kn-sûrv-tzm)n.1. The inclination, especially in politics, to maintain the existing or traditional order.2. A political philosophy or attitude emphasizing respect for traditional institutions, distrust of government activism, and opposition to sudden change in the established order.3. Caution or moderation, as in behavior or outlook.
baileydean almost 12 years ago
⊠Shrubdy needed a sitting duck to win against⊠hence IRAQ. -âHe tried to kill my DaddyâŠ!â
-Bin Laden? He couldnât and didnât EVER deliver.
Uncle Joe almost 12 years ago
What committee did Senator Glenn serve on that was charged with gathering evidence against Clinton? (Hint: none.) The House Judiciary Committee declined to conduct an investigation because Ken Starr had already made an extensive investigation. Your entire story ignores the Starr Report.Like most of your posts, the facts donât support you.Iâm happy to ignore most of your posts, but your last line was a personal attack, so that earns a flagging.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 12 years ago
No, Dubya hasnât changed a bit. No sign of intellect, self-knowledge, or a conscience.
baileydean almost 12 years ago
âHey, I have served in Iraq. I have had Iraqis thank me for helping to get rid of Saddam. There is more.And another from your side here is condemning Bush 41 for not getting Saddam then.I get liberalism is just plain being inconsistent on any issue.Or is it that neither got todayâs talking points?âââTalking pointsâ is that what YOU assume honest, decent, and intelligent people need to rely on⊠since YOU need to rely on similar crap for âfactsâ to back your âlucidâ, âintelligentâ, and âinsightfulâ posts⊠really? How sad, and revealing is that?-âSplains a whole frigginâ lot âbout you, donât it?-Were you working for the the legit military of the US â under Shrub â or for Cheneyâs Halliburton scam/scheme-sters⊠for Blackwater and itâs ilk, or some other civilian âenterpriseâ?-Schwarzkopf? Powell? Honorable men⊠seemingly. Daddy BushâŠ? Maybe so. They could have finished it then â absolutely â then.. Shrub? Totally not honorable. Way, way too many creeps in his closet⊠and out of it, too.-You? Total chump!
baileydean almost 12 years ago
âBush and Obama are BOTH war criminals and horrible presidents. Anyone who voted for either of these two has blood on their hands.â-Have you ever voted to be counted and take some personal responsibility for the nationâs future? Ever?-I know I would love to have been presented with âbetter choicesâ⊠but Iâm not sure we ever HAVE had them presented to us.-Best I can tell, every one of our Presidents have made some very questionable decisions⊠check it out. Some of them were â seemingly â decided from intellect, courage, and character⊠whereas others were decided from bravado, hubris⊠and a sad sick form of cowardice.-If you chose to vote for someone you know couldnât win â you didnât win either.-Suck it up.
joe vignone almost 12 years ago
Bush\bush\ n, nincompoop, chickenhawk, torturer, liar,coke dealer, murderer, simpleton.
baileydean almost 12 years ago
âObama is âbetterâ simply because he isnât fighting the Culture war anymore. Like having a less lethal poison to choose from. That isnât saying much at all.â-True⊠but you still might survive the poison.-Iâm not claiming to be happy here, honest, but I think that the âotherâ option would have been much, much worse.
Linda Pearson almost 12 years ago
Used to like the strip. Not a comic anymore. Should be with the political drawings. I do not like people who are always putting others down.. Especially when those others are old, ill and not able to defend themselves. Hey gary T, did you ever bother to become a citizen of our country or are you still a Canadian who just like to trash us!
baileydean almost 12 years ago
âThe Bush years were terribleââŠ-Too, too true! -The rest you postâŠ? Silly, lame, & childishly foolish âmistakesâ ⊠at best.-Itâs not great now â and it should be better â but itâ is MUCH better than it was with the Shrub and his crew squatting the WH.-.Bin Laden? Soggy toast. .Stock market? Up. .American Car companies? Still running and employing Americans. .Cheney? Hasnât shot any âfriendâ in the face recently..Shrub? Free to âclear brushâ in Crawford any time he wants!!!-⊠works for me!
Mythreesons almost 12 years ago
Any comment using the term âUsurperâ and âforged birth certificateâ is automatically flagged by me. That horse had been flogged enough and is dead.
DavyG almost 12 years ago
George Orwell was a socialist. Are you sure you want to be quoting him?
Carol69 almost 12 years ago
BENGHAZI is heating up!!! Investigation of cover-up needed
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>Hang in there. Remember it took over two years, an inside whistle blower and persistent investigative reporting to bring the Watergate cover-up to light. The Benghazi affair could be more of a challenge because the mainline press is too busy climbing over one another kissing up to the Messiah and great divider. In addition the Obama/Clinton cabal is much more organized, sinister, dangerous and viscous than the Nixon bunglers.
Newshound41 almost 12 years ago
I see you have returned from the DL.
baileydean almost 12 years ago
Youâre not very deep, or very intelligent, or very mysterious (your handleâs obvious) â you are, however, very, very boring.
baileydean almost 12 years ago
âSurvive? Maybe, but what condition would you, the country be in? Choosing poisons is a terrible way to have a country unless it is systematically being torn down from the inside out by the Plutocrats who want another kind of govt. Their kind of govt.â-I do agree with you..As I said⊠the choice is not a great one, but sometimes the lesser of two evils (or poisons) is the only choice we have.
DavyG almost 12 years ago
Sorry I wasnât clear there. That comment was specifically addressed to SkepticCal, a staunch conservative, who might be appalled to know that he was admiring the writings of a socialist. Heâll now have to admit that a socialist came up with something he agreed with.