Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 17, 2013

I want that

Must be the new iPood 4.I would only use that thing if it had a touchless screen. Voice activated, that is.

It’s the uploads you really have to worry about.

Sure to be a best seller!

Won’t work. That’s where the cat sits.

The new IPoop.

That’s one big USB port.

how about magazines?

this model also allows the kindle/nook to swivel 180 degrees when the toilet is in the vomit-receving mode

I hope it includes ‘Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers’. There are several editions to choose from. I have 7.

There’s only one download I’m interested in here.

OMG! Am I seeing the not too distant future?

That’s almost practical. It just needs to be more ergonomic; I shouldn’t have to lean that far forward.

ibow 2 bowl of bowel

i’m confused; is this at the apple store or are we in home cheapo?

In a perfect universe, I would already have one of those.

It’s waterproof – and other-liquid-proof, right?

and other things to “download”

Beware of the “fire wire” version.