Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 01, 2013

Man, I hope the door was already open at least…..

Well, anyway, it’s good therapy for one of them…..

“So how long have you had this fear of exploding furniture?”

Been watching Graham Norton’s Red Chair segments?

I must get one for unwanted visitors.

Only after they pay.

On bad days, every therapist wants to shout, “Don’t tell me your problems, I have enough of my own!”

although he may be playing pocket pool…?

My fantasy would run a little more towards the Sweeney Todd barber chair !

My chair resets after I use it. “Come visit anytime. Sorry you couldn’t stay!”

Hates long goodbyes…

Well, it would work if the therapist left first and the patient left voluntarily since it was over and life was trickling away.

mine would involve vergara and point the other way

That’s what should done to therapists.

I would find a new Doctor.

Loserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Not this therapist.

I could see this happening….but wouldn’t that mess with people’s minds?…..Never mind I lost my sense of reality there for a second.