Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for April 02, 2013

If the diary doesn’t like Verne’s entries, it doesn’t have to engage them—even if Verne’s sharing them with him (If only some people would learn that.).

Dear diary, sitting on this stump hurts my rump !

Good idea Verne use your weaponized life to kill your diary.Then you can get some street cred by saying that you write on a corpse everyday.

“I tidied up my belly-button lint” ????~That’s beyond boring – it’’s borderline disgusting….

Possessed books are not the problem.

“The library didn’t only contain magical books, the ones which are chained to the shelves and are very dangerous. It also contained perfectly ordinary books, printed on commonplace paper in mundane ink. It would be a mistake to think that they weren’t also dangerous just because reading them didn’t make fireworks go off in the sky. Reading them sometimes did the more dangerous trick of making fireworks go off in the privacy of the reader’s brain.”

- Terry Pratchett, Soul Music

I’ve heard of boring living things to death, but boring an inanimate object to life?

Turtles have belly buttons?

Oh heck, if Verne’s life is boring, mine is the epitome of vapidity.

Com’n, don’t spare the details. Fuzzy or scaley?

Inquiring minds want to know!