Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 06, 2013

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    Chalkeye  over 11 years ago

    Oh my gosh; we can say that now?!? Bet i won’t.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Yeah… who wants to see the crack of dawn?

    That’s why I always sleep till they’ve repaired it. I like to get up to an unbroken morning.

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    Um, is Dawn cute? Cuz if she’s a hottie….

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    Watch out for that peck on the cheek, girly girl….Don’t want to get all cock-eyed…

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    It’s really hard to keep these answers clean…….

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Varnes….yeah….I, too, have a few comments I can’t use…LOL

    But it reminds me of the now defunct Comics.com…

    Their computerised “nanny-bot”, as you may remember, would bleep out the alternative word for rooster… replacing it with something like “|$?|$?”…even if it was part of another word!

    So people substituted zero for the “o”, or used the word “rooster”, as in c0cktail and Hitchrooster…until….. ..someone…and it just might have been (cough) …me ..discovered that an actual anatomical word didn’t get bleeped.

    So some people…. and you know who you are….started calling the famous director “Alfred Hitchpenis.”

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Wonder how long we get these Guy and rOdd strips… and who’s been choosing them….Dan must be on a break..He does OK…but THIS is classic Brevity as I remember it.

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    jreckard  over 11 years ago

    This may not be a match made in hen.

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    emptc12  over 11 years ago

    A lady I know had the user name “Morning Glory,” and got all sorts of kinky emails. When she found out what it meant in some circumstances, she quickly changed it..On another website, the censor won’t allow the word “circumstance,” which might be understandable. But it won’t allow “Justin Bieber,” either. Where’s the logic in that?

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 11 years ago

    now it boils down to what she wants to eat.the chicken or the egg

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    Coinguy  over 11 years ago

    That rooster is getting the impression they just dont see eye to eye, and they also should never have agreed to meet at KFC

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    ant  over 11 years ago

    That bird looks like a chicken to me. :P

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    tahoeh2o  over 11 years ago

    She must have Eosophobia…

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    buick322  over 11 years ago

    Good stuff today guys!! Good work. Work? I mean good time.

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    jack fairbanks  over 11 years ago

    cock-a-doodle don’t

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