Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 10, 2013

Sorry, Shoe.

You set yourself up for THAT one.

Prior to that, it should read; dog gone.

I wanta dog named Herein, then I can holler “Gehen sie nur, Herein!”

Or maybe Dammit, so I can yell" Come here, Dammit"!

I named a dog Peeve once…I had always wanted a pet peeve. True story.

Victory: Love it!

It might work if the dog is literate and reads the paper.If birds can run papers and own dogs, it’s possible.

Shoe definitely set himself up for that one

I once had a dog who, as a puppy, thought his name began with a expletive !

think i heard a muffled bark from the tail feather region

“Turn around lady and let me see”“Nope..he’s not stuck back there !” ;-)

Although my German is extremely bad, I translated that as Go You Now, in Here. Meinem Deutsch ist schlecht, und ich sprache langsamme, und mit kleiner wort!