Herman by Jim Unger for April 18, 2013

I suspect that was an insult.

Ha ha! It’s funny because she’s fat!

Perhaps the Triyak; it’s three kayaks tied together.

I would think she would be pretty buoyant

Hey!!! Maybe she can get a job there, as a 6 man raft! Good for the business, good for the couple, everybody wins.

One of my favorite Hermans shows a humongus woman complaining to the car salesman that the small car he sold her only gets five miles per gallon.

“She” has a hairy chest.

She has gone up a bit in tonnage since she quit Weight Watchers. May I suggest a barge ?

I agree with TheVernalPool he does not need a boat. Just the paddles. I bet she floats good.Of course HE might have to be careful. She could be suspected of being a Manatee and we all know they are protected from molestation.

Cap’n Ahab, come quick an’ grab yer harpoon ! I’ve spotted the Great White Whale !