Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for April 10, 2013
April 09, 2013
April 11, 2013
Transcript:
Phil: SEYMORE, Sluggo's been help-ing down at the MISSION! I met him through my girlfriend, FRITZI RITZ--- Bearded man: Yeah! Sluggo said he LIKED you--WAIT A MINUTE! YOU'RE DATIN' FRITZI?!? Phil: Yes. Bearded man: Do you look like BRAD PITT or something?! Phil: No. Bearded man: Got a BA-ZILL-ION DOLL-ARS?! Phil: NO! Bearded man: Then you must spend every minute PRAYIN', BUDDY! Because FRITZI RITZ is AN ANGEL!
Rod Gonzalez over 11 years ago
I’ll say she is!
CaptBullock over 11 years ago
Does Fritzi consider herself to be Phil’s girlfriend, or is he just making assumptions?
StoicLion1973 over 11 years ago
I don’t think so; he is very complimentary towards Fritz and Phil.
WaitingMan over 11 years ago
How many zeroes are in a bazillion? Lots of ’em.
jmcx4 over 11 years ago
This is a good time to listen to a little Merilee Rush…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbUNVm1k3nU
Potrzebie over 11 years ago
Tight clothes make her look really devilish!!!!
Ragarm350 over 11 years ago
Wikipedia says Fritzi is in her late 50’s. Seems to be a very well preserved late 50’s. Surely, Wikipedia couldn’t be wrong?!
alleyoops Premium Member over 11 years ago
Fritzi goes back to at least the 1940’s. I’ve been praying for her since then. How come my prayers don’t get answered and Phil’s does?
alleyoops Premium Member over 11 years ago
@SUSAN NEWMANI reread yesterday’s comments from Nancy. You really got raked over the coals about your “redneck” comment. That’s just wrong. Us Southern boys are proud to be called rednecks – hard working, woman lovin’ Americans. That’s not like being called a d**m yankee.
brklnbern over 11 years ago
Phil does look a bit like Brad Pitt. And what is this? Does everyone in town know Fritzi?
rhonda Premium Member over 11 years ago
brklnbern, I don’t know that everyone in town knows her, but I’d hope that the absentee guardian of a minor knows the woman that does the most to take care of his ward.
katina.cooper over 11 years ago
How does Seymore know Fritzi? Has he ever met her? And if so, why didn’t he try to date her?
BillWa over 11 years ago
In a sort of Pluggers thought, ex military like those kind of headsets, we are used to them.
ColonelClaus over 11 years ago
(with apologies to DAC) my bald Haid just don’t cover up my redneck.One of these days, folks will realize rednecks is all over da world.