Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 22, 2013
Transcript:
Zebra: What are you doing here? Croc: Wife kick me out of house. Me start swimming. Me get lost. Zebra: And you somehow end up 3,000 miles away on the same tiny island I happen to be standing on? I mean, seriously, what kind of idiot would think that even makes sense?? Pastis: That hurts. Zebra's Bad Vacation
Bilan about 11 years ago
…and there’s not even a stupid pun about sea shells.
margueritem about 11 years ago
LMAO!!!!
Templo S.U.D. about 11 years ago
Zebra & Larry should team up and pulverise Mr. Pastis to make story/vacation even more fun.
firedome about 11 years ago
perhaps that is what mr. p. has in mind…
oldschool434 about 11 years ago
now let’s see if the croc goes after Pastis…..
blunebottle about 11 years ago
“Of all the islands, in all the seas, in all the world, he swims into mine………”
juicebruce about 11 years ago
Hear Zebra is good on Bar-B-Que. Croc want to taste.
WCLamb about 11 years ago
Where did Zeeba hide his suitcase? He had it when he arrived.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago
Kinda makes sense that a person who would write this stuff would also dog-paddle 3000 miles to be ridiculed.
Cos making puns and lame jokes is positive proof of a longing for abuse.
I oughta know.
Bratwurst about 11 years ago
@WCLamb …behind the palm tree…
PICTO about 11 years ago
It doesn’t matter what I cook on the grill, it all tastes like BBQ sauce….
eddie6192 about 11 years ago
Toon Boy has the same travel agent as Zeeba neighba.
j-birds3 about 11 years ago
Steph was lost for words on this one. This plot was set up by Larry. Zeba neighbor trapped.
JB10000Lakes about 11 years ago
Where’s “Wilson”?
SwimsWithSharks about 11 years ago
Larry can swim? His parents will be happy Croc college wasn’t such a huge waste of money.
knight1192a about 11 years ago
Zebra’s in big trouble.
hariseldon59 about 11 years ago
Pastis emerges from the water still wearing his baseball cap and a pencil behind his ear.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 11 years ago
@dukedoug—Pastis on BBQ? Well-done ham!! (Just Kidding, Mr. P>!)
Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 11 years ago
Friend Zebra, think about it. You’re in the world of cartoons, & you expect sense? In this world anvils fall on coyotes who keep dealing with the same incompetent company…a Kat thinks a brick-throwing mouse is her (or is that his) lover..people risk serious injury so Mrs. Ripley’s oldest child will draw their picture…three women share a 3rd floor apartment for over half a century and people think they’re still interested in men…otherwise rational people obsess about a rat, a pig, and a lawyer turned cartoonist…No, it doesn’t make sense, but this writer enjoys it anyway!
finale about 11 years ago
Ginger? Maryanne?
patsysutcliffe Premium Member about 11 years ago
love this!
Moishe3rd about 11 years ago
Oh sure. Now the Unintentional Nitwit has been hurt and insulted by Zeeba and will now side with Croc over who owns the Disputed Island.
puddlesplatt about 11 years ago
Arrrrgo!
Sherlock Watson about 11 years ago
Not sure where this story is going, but it’s already better-written than Lost, and far more entertaining.
lecrenb about 11 years ago
Kinda making sense like what’s happening at Rip Haywire too…
lmonteros about 11 years ago
ROTFL!! This time I didn’t expect Patsis to make an appearance. So funny.
barister about 11 years ago
ok Pastis get him outta there!!
Chibi-robo64 about 11 years ago
Go away, Stephan. Just go away.
Meowth lover 24 about 7 years ago
Wow, just wow.
robertiris over 2 years ago
as much sense as the plot of Jaws 3