Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 08, 2013

More proof that nobody understands Wiley…

Well, OK, some do….Bwahahahah…..

And come on girly girl, you did ask about future plans…Da….

Women are always so vague in their questions and the expect the guys to read their minds and figure out what they are thinking. As if…

Dinner may be a bit late tonight…

Hmmm. Not many people use wheels on a longboat.

Don’t interrupt, I’m just about up to inventing dial-a-pizza.

Every one’s a critic! Charts the future of transportation for the next 20,000 years what does he get? Late for supper

Been tryin’ to figure out ways to get away since day 1, and she’s STILL at the door naggin’ ..

Superfrog, pepperoni, ham, bacon, green onions and green olives…..30 minutes?

Ten years from now, (Then?), her kid uses his Crayola on the same wall that she had to clean off because of her husbands bad example…

What is that thing between the locomotive and the rocket?

So THAT’S where all those cave drawings on Ancient Aliens came from.

Cue Gyorgio Tsoukalos’ hair.

That’s the ticket laddie. She’ll be there with you in the rocket ship one day, even if it is 100 lifetimes to go…

Typical intellectual, can’t do what needs to be done. Reminds me of all the intellectuals running our country.

So he leaves the cave to get away from his nagging mate, is threatened by carnivores or hassled by bullies, vows revenge, and starts designing weapons. That’s the rest of the story. Might I suggest the female’s name is Eve?

Don’t need to discuss much… that was brilliant!

Hasn’t she already gathered, he’s not much of a hunter?

Maybe that’s not a wheel but a shield.

I never before considered cave painting as a medium for science fiction

Prophets are never appreciated in their own homes !

One of the prime reasons why human “progress” has been slower than it otherwise could have been…..

ROFLMAO ! That is a good one...True genius is usually so far ahead that technology has yet to catch up to implement it i.e. da Vinci’s helicopter and Turing’s computer.

I’m more of a big picture kind of guy!

Okaaay… You realize this will take a number of lifetimes, don’t you, Homer?.

What’s that on the cave floor? Is that the bone she has to pick with him?

Where’s the ubiquitous TV and smart phone? DUH!

The first science fiction writer?