Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 29, 2013
March 28, 2013
April 04, 2013
Transcript:
Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Birchard, The Very, Very Large Dog Man: Yes, I'm so sorry, and we'll pay for the damage! Woman: What did Birchard do this time? Man: His gravitational field pulled Earth out of its orbit! Woman: Oh, Birchard! The Adventures of Woman-Man Woman: The Puzzler stole the Cape Diamond! Woman: Who could defeat the Puzzler? Woman: Why, Jay! You've dressed up as a woman! How will THAT help? Jay: It won't! I just like it. DON'T JUDGE ME! Dinkle, The UNlovable Loser SIGH How am I supposed to go door-to-door announcing my sex offender status... If I have to wear this house-arrest ankle bracelet for my meth distribution conviction? Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time Traveler From 1909 Percival: My name is Percival Dunwoody. I have come from the past! Woman: By "past", do you mean that you were here last night for dinner? Man: And fell asleep on our couch? Percival: Yes! And I am now hungry for breakfast. Phil Collins Voice: Look! It's rock superstar Phil Collins! Voice #2: Shriek! Voice: Shriek! Voice #2: He must have gone this way! Phil Collins: Whew! This Steve Winwood mask always comes in handy. Rainy Day Activities How to Draw Doug 1 - Wait until 70 years after the death of Doug's creator. Doug's Creator 2 - In that time, lobby Congress against extending the term of copyright protection. 3 - Receive a cease and desist letter from the estate of Doug's Creator's lawyer. 4 - Apply to court for declaratory judgment of Doug's public domain status.... Continued...
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TheWildSow over 11 years ago
Eh, Dinkle can just wear his NAMBLA T-shirt (and his Meth Cook Apron!)
Packratjohn Premium Member over 11 years ago
Oh Look! It’s Stevie Winwood!!
richardj over 11 years ago
I love a good Steve Winwood joke.
jazzmoose over 11 years ago
Who’s Steve Winwood? lol
snugharborman-catalog over 11 years ago
Hey! I LIKED “Higher Love”!
Possum Pete over 11 years ago
Steve Winwood gets more Traffic than Phil Collins.
ickymungmung over 11 years ago
Rumor has it that the Ghost of James Caan was seen wearing a Steve Winwood mask at the Playboy Mansion. It’s an okay rumor, as far as rumors go.
Gokie5 over 11 years ago
That’s supposed to be part of the okay joke.
tecumseh18 over 11 years ago
Funny, but a few weeks ago in a music conversation I opined that Stevie Winwood was probably the most underrated musician of that era. Fave cut would be “Shootout at the Fantasy Factory”, where he plays killer guitar.
GRLCowan over 11 years ago
Woman-Man seemed more effective on The Irrelevant Show.
ickymungmung over 11 years ago
@Night-Gaunt49 See here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_the_Dancing_Bug
From Wikipedia (so you know it’s like totally trustyworthysome): The Ghost of James Caan is a character introduced in a Hollywood Tales story concerning actor Zack Efron. He is supposed to be the disembodied spirit of actor James Caan, despite the fact that he is (as of the time of his ghost’s introduction) still very much alive. This is also true within the comic, causing confusion to the other characters that appear alongside him.