The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 13, 2013

Old MacDonald had a harem, ei-ei-O!

They’re not grass-fed, but at least they’re free-range.

Then came the bees. With screaming and fleeting and the swatting of chicken legs… it wasn’t a pretty sight.

They’re missing their leis.

Wal-Mart parking pasture, 6:40 A.M.

All that’s missing from this one is Zippy the Pinhead.

Omar the tent farmer.

he was shrunken and withered right down to the john

Ol’ McDonald fed them parm, e i e i o

I suppose the verse for the phony doctor farm uses “Quack, quack.”.The tree farm: “Bark, bark.”.The farm for bulimics: “Gobble, gobble.”.The farm for politicans: “Gab, gab” or “Grab, grab.”.The farm for Republicans: “Nay, nay.”.The farm for Democrats: “Tax, tax.”. And so forth, as usual, asalwaysand foreverforeverforever.

Hawaiian Old McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-ALOHA!

Don’t yell ice cream or you’ll have a stampede

Must be one of them fat farms I heared about.

The cellulite harvest is looking good this year.

nice avatar!

I resemble these remarks – but at least there’s no elastic in muumuus!

And with all that eating, pretty soon all of them will need a NuuNuu MuuMuu.

Keep those corn and soybean subsidies coming! We got to keep corn syrup and soybean oil prices so artificially low that no one will pay the outrageous prices they ask for fruits and vegetables.

… cute… but its even clumsier in Hawaiian, ".. here a mu’u mu’u, there a mu’u mu’u..:.

If that sun is setting, it’s pasture bed time!

Old McDonald had a fat farm, e i e i o.

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And everyone’s getting fat includin’ Mama Cass.

With an oink oink here and an oink oink there…

Doc O: Finally! Someone put in the hamzas. Muu muu is a rather loathsome parasitic disease.