Pickles by Brian Crane for April 09, 2013

Those look like mine! Years go by with no sun on them!

People who have white skin from staying coveredwhen out in the sun will not have to worry very muchabout getting skin cancer.

He’s old. time to wear those legs with pride.

I wear shorts six months of the year, and I’m not much younger than Pickles.

At least he’s not wearing white socks with those sandals.

Or better yet, black sox!

She buys hairy mayonnaise?

I’m going to pull that mayonnaise thing on my wife this morning. She constantly gripes about her fish-belly white legs.Wish me luck.

Thank goodness for shorts!!

I never buy mayonaise…or Miracle Whip.

Earl needs to get some sun…Mayo legs. Yuk Yuk

Ahhh, 12 months of sunshine in Vegas… Annual rainfall 4.2 inches.

He’s got the old man wardrobe wrong. He needs to have his shorts pulled up to the middle of his stomach, and have dress socks pulled up to his knees.

Well, it takes the conversation away from those horrible elbow wrinkles Opal has, eh?

We need to mke white skin “IN”, like it always was in so many cultures. The alternative is getting painted orange or melanoma.

Saves you from writing a shopping list eh, Opal?

LOL xxx

Nobody believes me but i believe it’s not the sun but the sun screen chemicals that are causing the cancer. IMO

he looks ok to me

As long as Earl doesn’t start in about getting a tattoo on those legs everything will be just fine(and keep those pants pulled up too)

Could you rerun that old comic strip from 1999, about flossing your teeth Nelson but “Just the ones you want to keep”? That was the greatest one!

I don’t wear shorts either, and I live in GA. However, I’m fortunate to be cool-blooded so it doesn’t bother me much.