Sorry. I sent my txt to the wrong #. No problem. But who's spoony. A friend with a wooden spoon phobia. Not like they're going to attack. He just doesn't like the tongue feel. Spoony may need professional help.
I can understand Spoony completely, the tongue-feeling of wooden spoons is terrible. Almost as bad as any kind of fabric. As a kid I had a friend who always chewed on the sleeves of her sweaters. I couldn’t watch her while she was doing it because it made me gag. Even today thinking about how fabric feels in one’s mouth makes me shudder a bit. Ugh.
I wonder if Spoony knows Jodi Arias? She said her mother use to hit her with a wooden spoon when she was young. Yeah, yeah. I was hit so many times and the spoon always broke. My mother finally had to have my dad make a wooden paddle to use on us instead. “Honey, go make a weapon to use on the children”. Before we could report child abuse. :o(
snarkm over 11 years ago
I can understand Spoony completely, the tongue-feeling of wooden spoons is terrible. Almost as bad as any kind of fabric. As a kid I had a friend who always chewed on the sleeves of her sweaters. I couldn’t watch her while she was doing it because it made me gag. Even today thinking about how fabric feels in one’s mouth makes me shudder a bit. Ugh.
emjaycee over 11 years ago
Aren’t (small) wooden or horn spoons properly used for caviar, since metal spoons will alter the taste?
emjaycee over 11 years ago
Also, Spoony is probably not a fan of “The Tick” or “Phil, The Prince of Insufficient Light”. http://manbehindthecurtain.ie/2011/05/28/spoons/
Comic Minister Premium Member over 11 years ago
Oh boy.
Stephen Gilberg over 11 years ago
I’d be scared if I ever got a splinter on my tongue.
snarkm over 11 years ago
The ‘professional help’ told me to avoid chewing on fabric and licking wooden spoons. I think I can handle it ;-)
Doctor11 over 11 years ago
I still say that Adam shouldn’t have answered that text.
suzibuy over 11 years ago
I wonder if Spoony knows Jodi Arias? She said her mother use to hit her with a wooden spoon when she was young. Yeah, yeah. I was hit so many times and the spoon always broke. My mother finally had to have my dad make a wooden paddle to use on us instead. “Honey, go make a weapon to use on the children”. Before we could report child abuse. :o(