Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for May 02, 2013
Transcript:
Bernice: "I got trail mix and drinks for lunch!" Delta: "I grabbed paper towels from the restroom for napkins!" Delta: "Delta: "We are an awesome team, Bern!" Bernice: "Delta, did you lock the car? The keys are INSIDE!" Delta: "WHAT?! WHY'D YOU LEAVE THE KEYS??" Bernice: "WHY'D YOU LOCK THE CAR?!"
Namrepus over 11 years ago
Awesome team.
DaJellyBelly over 11 years ago
Don’t panic ladies! More than likely, the station has a “Slim Jim” (a thin metal strip used for opening car doors), for just such circumstances.
TiffWHO over 11 years ago
Why’d they use a contraction for “why did”? (Sorry Mr. Foggerty must of rubbed off on me today, ewww!)
TiffWHO over 11 years ago
This looks like job for Frank DeGroot, Master of the hanger!
TiffWHO over 11 years ago
Keeping with a small world theory either Zane or Gunther will pull into this same gas station. I’d say Puddles but he only has a dog license and a drivers’ permit.
CrystalGuardian over 11 years ago
Are there really people who leave the car keys in the car, leaves the car unlocked, and goes into the mart to buy something?
legaleagle48 over 11 years ago
Perhaps you’d rather that someone got into your car and drove off with it while you and your passenger were off doing whatever? THAT’S why we lock the doors! :-P
ILuvLu over 11 years ago
OMG! Bernice STOLE towels from the ladies room. I’m shocked. She has burst my bubble.
ILuvLu over 11 years ago
Whoops. Boy am I embarrassed. It was Delta that stole the towels.
kfccanada over 11 years ago
@Q Werty…..that was a ludicrous comment to make on a comic site which is read by kiddoes. What gives?
ILuvLu over 11 years ago
I’m still shocked, just not as much.
barbarasbrute over 11 years ago
Hold your phone up to the keyhole and have someone at home click your spare set.
locuravamp over 11 years ago
::sigh:: Bernice, you’re in the wrong here. DON’T LEAVE THE KEYS.
kfccanada over 11 years ago
@Crystal Guardian…yes….they usually come out of the store to see their car driven away.
Bernice and Delta are not in the habit of going on extended car trips. Obviously, this is the first time they’ve made this mistake..a learning experience , wouldn’t you say? After this, Bernice will most likely carry a second set of keys in her purse….or under the car somewhere in a magnetic box ….which crooks probably know about anyways.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Hoo-Boy.
The LEFT Hand doesn’t KNOW what the RIGHT Hand is Doing.
Fine Couple of “Counselors” THESE two Babes are gonna make!
One more thing: Paper towels from a Service Station Rest Room for Napkins???
NOT at MY Picnic….,
Salinasong over 11 years ago
That’s why I carry 2 sets of keys.
kenhense over 11 years ago
Is it time for Dirk the Creepy Superhero to show up?
The Old Wolf over 11 years ago
I can’t tell you how much I love seeing these two acting like dorks. They’re always trying to show Luann up, be more mature, more diligent, more everything… welcome to life, Ladies.
Hawthorne over 11 years ago
Trouble in paradise …
evergrey over 11 years ago
I don’t have automatic locks, so I want others to lock the doors. Why did Bernice lock her door?
Lyons Group, Inc. over 11 years ago
I guess they don’t know a company called Pop A Lock(if it still in business).
becky21k over 11 years ago
One car we had we did that so many times, but it was so easy to break in, I just wrapped a piece of coathanger under the bumper and we’d use that.
The last time it happened, I just broke out a window and went and replaced it with a used one a couple days later.
Something tells me it’s not going to be that easy for these two.
prasrinivara over 11 years ago
I wouldn’t be surprised if the car’s doors are actually UNLOCKED — I remember having a Hyundai in 1986 (then-current-year model) where the two ways you could lock either of the front doors were:
closing the door while raising the outside handle (if you simply shut it, it would then unlock)turning it with the key (and no, I didn’t have power locks)Jean_1960 over 11 years ago
I’m on Delta’s side. At least the car’s still there.
Edward White over 11 years ago
Read my post from yesterday. You can’t lock all the doors from the passenger side. This can’t happen unless Bernice made the same Mistake as well. Bad Bernice.
Edward White over 11 years ago
+ As said from yesterday why didn’tan alarm go off in the car? Is it that old a car not to have 1 & It is wise not to have everyone leave the car at once so not to be stolen form unattendence.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
There are places out there, where folks feel that they can…. not necessarily the big cities in the U.S., but in some smaller communities around them… maybe also in some places outside the U.S….. I’ve seen some people at suburban shopping areas set their personal effects down for a few seconds, because they’re used to it….
PMark over 11 years ago
What we have here is a string of random events:• Bernice got out to pump gas, leaving keys in car. Delta’s in it, no worries.• Bernice goes inside to pay, thinking Delta is still in car.• Delta goes to bathroom, and automatically locks doors since it will be left by itself for a minute or two. She doesn’t think to check for the keys before she does it.
Who’s to blame? They both are, though perhaps Bernice is the most. Never, ever leave keys in car. When you get out, so do the keys.
Mark Hanson over 11 years ago
So…Bernice walked away from the car assuming it was unlocked while the keys were still in it?
calspace over 11 years ago
@EdwardWhite – My 2006 Ford Expedition allows you to lock all of the doors from the front passenger seat.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Kinda Laverne and Shirley, this time…. ironic that they’re such a good team, but didn’t communicate….. that’s the central thing here, it seems…. it seems they’re going to learn a lot about each other… a lot….
JayBluE over 11 years ago
I shoulda made one of the commercials “Miss Understanding’s something or other”….
tedybgame over 11 years ago
Most cars won’t lock if the key is in the ignition. Luann to the rescue.
YatInExile over 11 years ago
I’m from New Orleans. We lock everything.
doodlerjeff over 11 years ago
Of all the things that could go wrong with two girls out on a roadtrip THIS is what Greg came up with? Let Rob Zombie write the strip for a while.
coolhand000 over 11 years ago
Coathanger time . . .
Fly On The Wall over 11 years ago
Terrific example of a Chicks road trip Greg!!!!
Mordock999 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Now THAT"S Just NAS-TY!!!
DebJo over 11 years ago
Hmmmm, wonder if they call Luann to help them out?
JayBluE over 11 years ago
That’s why on Monday I posted one of the “sponsors” as a “chick flick road movie where there’s laughs, drama and learning on the way”….. just seemed like it was going to go that way on Monday.
schlitz over 11 years ago
Pop a lock is all over the country in most states
schlitz over 11 years ago
AND did Bernice drop the drinks???
yldonaldson over 11 years ago
You’re at a gas station. I’m sure the attendant has something to unlock the doors. Relax. Go inside and ask for help.
rkozakand over 11 years ago
Nope;, No Drama on this trip!
belldee90 over 11 years ago
To Delta and Bern: Neiner, neiner, neiner! Poetic justice at last!
drewpamon over 11 years ago
PMark over 11 years ago
I’m still counting on some handsome guy coming to their rescue.
n4hhe over 11 years ago
When traveling with a companion or group I give a spare key to another. Partly for just this sort of emergency. Partly because its possible I could lose my key a long distance from home. Partly because others may need to return to my car and shouldn’t have to hunt me down.
Dragongourd Premium Member over 11 years ago
@ Edward White. You certainly CAN lock all the doors from the passenger side. I do it every day!
Dragongourd Premium Member over 11 years ago
It wouldn’t help to have an extra set of keys in your purse if you lock that in the car. Rather embarrassed to admit I did that once.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Or maybe in the process of rescue during the course of conversation, somebody knows somebody, etc, and the result: another job lead or some other unexpected suprise comes about…..
Guilty Bystander over 11 years ago
This one’s on Bernice. When is it better to leave your keys in the ignition when you go inside a store than to lock the car doors? At least when Delta locked the doors, she made it a little tougher for potential carjackers. Bernice’s action all but invited them to swipe her car…it only takes a few seconds.
snarky1941 over 11 years ago
Crystal: the ones who leave the car running unlocked with a child inside are due to make the news? Thats why they call them convenience stores?
Simon_Jester over 11 years ago
“Well, this is ANOTHER fine mess….”
jeffbacon12357 over 11 years ago
A handsome garage attendant and a slim jim and they’ll be good to go.
transylvanian over 11 years ago
Looks like someone needed LuAnn along. ;)
orz over 11 years ago
You shouldn’t leave keys unattended.
jonnijones over 11 years ago
I would think that Bernice, being the Type A person she is, would belong to an auto club.
716PMedGuy over 11 years ago
so many questions…..
Tim Pickard Premium Member over 11 years ago
As William Bendix always said on the 1950’s sitcom “The Life of Riley”, “What a revoltin’ development this is”.
seanyj over 11 years ago
Calm down ladies and just call AAA! : )
swami mommy over 11 years ago
You should always lock your car when you leave. Even if “it’s just for a moment” or “I’ll be able to see it from in there”. So this is totally Bernice’s fault.
Argy.Bargy2 over 11 years ago
That’s right, Leviticus, whatever they do they shouldn’t call Luann — because she thinks they’re her friends, so she’ll try to help them. If Luann had locked her keys in the car and called one your obsession for help, Bernice would just lecture her about how stupid she is. If Luann called Delta, she would get another lecture about how she sholdn’t have wasted time driving a car to do something for herself, when she should have been doing something for others.
With friends like these, I hope Luann spends more time with her future sister in law.
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
how about embed a rfid chip in your body to unlock/lock, start the car, etc….? that way, no more keys
Yelowhownd over 11 years ago
I work for Honda and you can’t lock the driver’s side door from the passenger side on those cars and they definitely won’t lock if the key is in the ignition
Pipe Tobacco over 11 years ago
KenHam… I agree with you on this one…. the DRIVER should be the one who decides to lock or NOT lock the doors of a vehicle. The passenger should not presume to do that for the driver. Same thing with the radio IMHO…. the drive gets to decide the music/station/volume etc…. unless he/she decides to give that role over to a passenger.
locake over 11 years ago
Only the driver should lock the door, unless someone else has a key. Totally Delta’s fault.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Nooo waaay! (No offense to Mr. D.W., I just don’t wish to outdo anyone for length of comment or frequency, don’t wish for that notoriety, that’s just not my thing.)-—————My actual regular comments are not like that, it’s just that a few days ago, I just started doing “parody sponsors” on here, and “parody commercials” (which would sometimes make them long, like today’s…). It’s just that Luann’s comment board is almost as entertaining as the strip itself is, and informative (most other strip’s boards are like a PBS pledgeathon compared to here) and with so many varieties of us as commenters at different times of day, it just reminds me of a tv station here…and I try to make them tied in to whatever is going on in the day’s strip, of course… That, and I just have an affinity for puns and parodies….
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Tune in for tomorrow’s thrill – packed episode, “Gee, I Smell Gas” or “Highway Roulette…” Creative!
Dragoncat over 11 years ago
A great team, indeed.Ladies and Gentlemen… Meet Laverne and Shirley 2.0!!!
JayBluE over 11 years ago
“Any chance that this car has two different keys? One for the ignition and one for the doors? Tomorrow does Bermice realize she has the door key? Tune in tomorrow for the answer to these and other exciting questions!”
Still laughing!
Cofyjunky over 11 years ago
Luann or no Luann…you two have created your OWN drama. ; p
Trails4GMZ over 11 years ago
Call the police and have them slim jim the car for free.
SharkNose over 11 years ago
On a first date with a particular woman I locked the keys in the car. Talk about embarrassing! The local police came with their unlocker and many forms disclaiming them from any damage done by the unlocking. :(
Davepostmp over 11 years ago
Where do you live that you DON’T lock your car? Nothing of value inside? If it was stolen, unlocked with the keys in the ignition, it should invalidate your insurance coverage, in my opinion.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
“Local UFO expert and TV repairman, Leon Stoop, told this reporter, “It was a death ray… I know it was. I kept tellin’ folks it was gonna happen sooner or later.”
Thanks for the breaking news… That was… (suppressing laughter)… informative… and… (<0)
oldguy2 over 11 years ago
OK, Luann, prove you are a big girl by taking your spare key out of your purse and get on your way.
sarafaye over 11 years ago
All these comments about “most cars” and “modern cars” are entirely off base. Even brand new those features exist on some cars, not most. Bernice is driving a teenager car. That means it is early 90s at best. She said the radio is broken, which means it was never loaded enough to have a CD player. Any features it did have are as likely as not to be broken anyway.
sarafaye over 11 years ago
The last time I locked my keys in the car I walked up to the police station, where they told me they could not legally do anything for me. They gave me the phone number for a local church where someone had a slim jim. They told me not to mention them because they also couldn’t legally admit that they knew he illegally had the tool and was illegally helping people with it.
falcon_370f over 11 years ago
I don’t have this problem with my car. It has an innovation that my alma mater put in its dorms about 50 years ago. You lock the door from the inside, then close the door, and the lock disengages. Kept a lot of us from locking ourselves out of our rooms. Same thing happens with my car, you close the door and the door unlocks (unless you hold the latch open as you close the door. It got me into the habit of locking the door from the outside, that way my keys are in my hand when the door locks.
kfccanada over 11 years ago
IMHO, women travelling alone should always lock their vehicle at a gas station when leaving to go into the building to pay etc. in many locations it would be a simple matter for a person intent on crime to hide in the back of the car until the owner put it in motion and happened to stop in a more secluded location…I.e underground parking. Seniors refuelling motorhomes are also vulnerable. One such couple in Alberta was kidnapped right outside a very busy service station fuelling their motorhome and someone killed them both. Their bodies have never been found.
Before reentering their car at a service station etc. …even if it has been locked…people should walk around the vehicle and check the back seat and perhaps the lock on the trunk. Just because the police don’t approve the use of a slim jim, thieves don’t worry about their opinions.
Never insult your girlfriend, mom, grandmother because they are overly cautious and lock their car at every rest stop. Better safe than sorry was always my motto.
Jean_1960 over 11 years ago
I’m on Delta’s side. At least the car’s still there.
Aladar30 Premium Member about 6 years ago
Delta has a point.