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@SuperDavidā¦ā¦ā¦.not at all. 1-panel comics can, when thoughtfully done, convey a greater tale than most multi-multi panel Sunday comics. Gary Larson was and will always remain the quintessential master of the 1-panel. Todayās Calvin and Hobbes exudes quirkiness on so many levels.
calvinā¦.all adults are winging it as they go. there is no set plan. they go to experts. and, even the experts are winging it. also, all adults are lazy jerks.
Well, Calvin, it is like this.. Our parents screwed us up.. Their parents did the same to them.. and so on back to perhaps Adam and Eve..
You see, Calvin, it is every parents god given right to screw our kids up to be productive people.. No donāt bother with trying to figure out the logic, Calvin.
Just rest assured that no one gets out of life aliveā¦.
Your welcome.. Can I explain any other fact of life to you.. No? I can tell by your stunned look that my message has been delivered.. Running into the night screaming isnāt going to help either..
Assuredly, their parenting is screwing something up. But that does not mean you canāt choose your own faultsāor to change some of what they leave youā¦.
ratlum over 11 years ago
None but from what I see you might be screwing them up .
Newshound41 over 11 years ago
Pretty good parenting if a 6 year-old know how to use āassuranceā in the proper context.
Linux0s over 11 years ago
What other options do you have?
kittenpah over 11 years ago
No parent has ever existed that hasnāt, umm, left their mark on their children. Youād have to be a perfect human being not to.
pouncingtiger over 11 years ago
Classic C&H comic strip today!!! ha ha ha
scrabblefiend over 11 years ago
Calvin, you wonāt know until you have grown up, and have children of your own.
cloudy now over 11 years ago
Iām quite sure about momās look, but has dad even stopped reading?
SuperDavid over 11 years ago
For some reason I donāt like 1-panel comics. Does anyone agree?
knarfus over 11 years ago
@SuperDavidā¦ā¦ā¦.not at all. 1-panel comics can, when thoughtfully done, convey a greater tale than most multi-multi panel Sunday comics. Gary Larson was and will always remain the quintessential master of the 1-panel. Todayās Calvin and Hobbes exudes quirkiness on so many levels.
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
calvinā¦.all adults are winging it as they go. there is no set plan. they go to experts. and, even the experts are winging it. also, all adults are lazy jerks.
rentier over 11 years ago
There is no assurance!
GrimmaTheNome over 11 years ago
Do they read Philip Larkin in US grade schools?http://www.artofeurope.com/larkin/lar2.htm
Calvin in particular should take note of the last line.
Puddleglum2 over 11 years ago
The āreadā I get on it is that Calvin is āknitāpicking.
Reppr Premium Member over 11 years ago
Only time will tell, little one. But you bear a lot of responsibility for your choices.
David Rickard Premium Member over 11 years ago
None, boy; parents are supposed to screw up their kidsā¦ thatās what parents are for!
coffeeturtle over 11 years ago
Just because you can, doesnāt mean you should reproduce. :-)
meihong over 11 years ago
They are screwing him up, but live with it, Calvin! We all do!
Number Three over 11 years ago
I admire them for putting up with you for 6 very long years!
LOL xxx
khpage over 11 years ago
Time to apply the cattle prod, er, attitude adjusterā¦.
Mitchtheone over 11 years ago
Well, Calvin, it is like this.. Our parents screwed us up.. Their parents did the same to them.. and so on back to perhaps Adam and Eve..
You see, Calvin, it is every parents god given right to screw our kids up to be productive people.. No donāt bother with trying to figure out the logic, Calvin.
Just rest assured that no one gets out of life aliveā¦.
Your welcome.. Can I explain any other fact of life to you.. No? I can tell by your stunned look that my message has been delivered.. Running into the night screaming isnāt going to help either..
RackDaddy over 11 years ago
Boy! Calvin is harsh. LMAO
SHIVA over 11 years ago
A perfect candidate for permanent institutionalization.
SuperDavid over 11 years ago
Never mind. Now I like 1-panel comic strips better than the regular 3 or 4 panel ones! Thanks yāall
bmonk over 11 years ago
Assuredly, their parenting is screwing something up. But that does not mean you canāt choose your own faultsāor to change some of what they leave youā¦.