Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 20, 2013

Dont feel sorry for him

Hes a poop head and a bully .

It doesn’t matter what you say, Calvin. The result will be the same.

Maybe Calvin shoudn’t overuse Caps Lock? Moe had to beat it.

A great poop head!

it’s bully Moe……….again and again

Right on both counts, Calvin….

Oh I get it now, Moe has a small voice facepalm

I can’t believe how bullies are. They pick on people for no reason. God will punish them, I’m sure.

For the poop-head Moe is, he does get his ’you’re’ and ‘your’ correct.

Bullies like Moe need to be beaten to within of an inch of their lives. That’s the only way they’ll learn.

There is nothing wrong with Moe that a month in jail wouldn’t cure.

Yeah……….that could be it……

I concur with you. Bullying is one of those traits that might never die.

Bullying in a way is an angry expression of their weakness within.

Actually, I think it’s more about how Calvin relates to people. He doesn’t often come accross as being very likable, which explains his total lack of friends.

Also, more of them carry guns than used to 40-50 years ago. Even in second grade, if0.00000001% of what you read and see in themedia be true….

The Neanderthal strikes again. Get up Calvin and go find your other shoe.

You reckon somebody explained to Moe what a cretin is?

Moe is just a big slug. And a left-handed one, at that.

Calvin’s shoes flew off today, but sometimes, “the shoe is on the other foot:”Click here: Calvin and Hobbes (July 29, 1986)

Click here: Peanuts (June 21, 1961)Click here: Peanuts (August 4, 1963)

Like Moe, Lucy and Violet are left-handed in the Peanuts strips above. Actually, they are drawn that way so that the action flows from left to right, like the order of the panels.

My boss is a bully: the more he tries to practice self control, the louder he becomes.

There’s a really tall girl in my daughter’s third grade class who is the same age, just tall. As for Moe, he’s repeated as many times as Calvin has for our amusement.

Off topic here,but I really like the new magnifying feature.It now will cover all the ads to the right,whereas before the ads covered part of the comic that I was magnifying. Well done gocomics.

Shame nobody saw it and he would be suspended.

Real trouble is we dream of the geek become the boss of the company and the bully working for the geek on the loading docks but the reality is the bully will become the manager and continue to make life miserable for anybody and everybody.

@SUSAN:

Moe or Omnius??

He needs that sharp-ended apparatus that Lio was operating a few days back.

I’m sorry, but bullying isn’t funny. And it wasn’t funny when this strip was new.

At recess while the other kids are playing, Moe is gazing on the front lawn.

Neanderthals were people too and evidence indicates every bit as intelligent as we are. We happend to win out by a quirk of a voicebox. It is speculated that Neanderthals had language, but it was difficult for them to speak. We could speak more easily so we could cooperate better, develop better technology and form bigger groups.

In answer to the question Calvin asked the other day, “Why don’t you pick on someone your own size?” It’s because there is nobody Moe’s size.

I would go with the 2nd reason.

LOL xxx

Ok, clearly many of you know a lot more about jail than I do. How about community service in a children’s cancer ward?

I’ve outlived my bullies at age 74!Have patience, Calvin!

Statistics say that there is a 60% probability thàt Moe will be a criminal by 24. 100% that he is a jerk now.

first grade

At least Calvin’s not intimidated. Admirable! The bully will move on to some other victim for awhile, especially if there’s lunch money to be had.

Twinky? Mmmm, Twinkies!