The school could put Calvin in with the exceptional children, what they used to call special education back in the day. It’s obvious that he’s suffering from ADHD. A little Ritalin would do him a world of good.
it carries to some adults. some adults think that lions are males, and tigers are the females of the big cats. and, that there are tigers in africa. same adults have issues with the dryer lint trap. or, having issues with the toilet seat.
I don’t know why you all are coming down hard on Calvin, maybe the old battleax is just a lousy teacher! And ADHD has become a reason to medicate our children, so we adults don’t have to discipline them
B-b-b-but while it should be pointed out that while Betty Crocker, Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima are all made up fictional characters, Chef Boyardee was a real Italian chef!
Don’t DO that!!!! Life will not offer Calvin a series of do-overs, “there-there”s, and swaddling blankets. Do you know that young adults entering college today are called the “teacup” generation because of their fragility about themselves? That some universities are having parents come to orientation for the same reason? The last thing any young person needs is one more excuse to focus on self.
ratlum about 11 years ago
And you dont study or listen well.
moronbis about 11 years ago
Testing times for Calvin.
Pharmakeus Ubik about 11 years ago
It doesn’t help that he believed what Suzie told him when he asked for the answers.
Hugh B. Hayve about 11 years ago
A census taker once tried to test me….
Phapada about 11 years ago
the Zero on the board………!!! Luv Calvin…..
Hobbes Premium Member about 11 years ago
Miss Wormwood does seem a bit testy today.
Hobbes Premium Member about 11 years ago
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rpmurray about 11 years ago
The school could put Calvin in with the exceptional children, what they used to call special education back in the day. It’s obvious that he’s suffering from ADHD. A little Ritalin would do him a world of good.
vwdualnomand about 11 years ago
it carries to some adults. some adults think that lions are males, and tigers are the females of the big cats. and, that there are tigers in africa. same adults have issues with the dryer lint trap. or, having issues with the toilet seat.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 11 years ago
Calvin was hungry when he did the exam. One shouldn’t do a test on an empty stomach…PAPER is much better!!
GROG Premium Member about 11 years ago
Calvin tests Mrs. Wormwood’s patience every day.
Cyberpaw about 11 years ago
I don’t know why you all are coming down hard on Calvin, maybe the old battleax is just a lousy teacher! And ADHD has become a reason to medicate our children, so we adults don’t have to discipline them
jim_pem about 11 years ago
Unfortunately, there are many otherwise normal adults whose lack of knowledge rivals Calvin’s.
daveoverpar about 11 years ago
And Calvin, the United States of America does not have 57 states.
RedSamRackham about 11 years ago
B-b-b-but while it should be pointed out that while Betty Crocker, Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima are all made up fictional characters, Chef Boyardee was a real Italian chef!
nannygram about 11 years ago
langchris70, you have given me my LOL of the day! That’s hilarious!
dogday Premium Member about 11 years ago
Don’t DO that!!!! Life will not offer Calvin a series of do-overs, “there-there”s, and swaddling blankets. Do you know that young adults entering college today are called the “teacup” generation because of their fragility about themselves? That some universities are having parents come to orientation for the same reason? The last thing any young person needs is one more excuse to focus on self.
phoenixnyc about 11 years ago
This wouldn’t have happened if they’d let Stupendous Man take the test in Calvin’s place.
ricrocs about 11 years ago
Paul Revere was Pizza man!
khpage about 11 years ago
Chef Boy-Are-Dee – what a magnificent joke. I’m going to have to try to remember that when election time rolls around….
rickray777 about 11 years ago
Naturally, Susie Derkins (who sits right beside him — barf!) got her usual “A+”!
rickray777 about 11 years ago
And, of course, “Chef GIRL-Ar-Dee was our first First Lady!” (LOL!)
tigerchik32 about 11 years ago
Or aliens, or Freemasons, either for that matter.
tigerchik32 about 11 years ago
I tested pretty well in school. I just hated doing homework and the actual class work.
fixer1967 about 11 years ago
Chef Boy-Ar-Dee has my vote.“Chef Boy-Ar-Dee for President in 2016”
larryrhoades about 11 years ago
It is “BOYARDE” now days. When did it change?I remember Ol’ Leatherbritches selling it on the radio.
WariokartDoubleDash 5 months ago
Great answer for a teacher to put in a multiple choice test