Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 18, 2013

Epic fail

Well, Blanche wrote in last week asking why he didn’t turn himself into George Clooney, so why shouldn’t he write a letter to himself telling him that he’s hot just as he is?

Great minds write alike, perhaps?

Betty White maybe.

You should have typed it.

Most “Bettys” that I have met were born in the 1920-30s. Enjoy, Wiz

Sure; NOW you can say, Voldemort"!

I’m Gonna Sit Right Down and Write Myself A Letter. Billy Williams 1957.

Then I said to myself…..“Self?”

Or Fenrir Greyback.