Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 19, 2013

Sounds like dad is about to slip on some “legal ice!”

Dad: Did he suffer any injury, Jimmy?Jimmy: Cracked crown, but I don’t care.

Is this the guy who slipped and fell and had a cup of hot coffee that spilled on him?

To quote the great Rodney Dangerfield, “This sucks.” The time to develop the characters and story, take away from Mimi, Marjie, Molly, Glory, Darby, etc.. Since BB Stuff is portrayed as an “it” guy, when is he EVER going to stand out?

I foresee a potential for great humility in Knox’s future (but nothing personal).

First rule of hair, Knox, make it stylish.

I want Jimmy to kick Knox in the balls as hard as he can.

Knox, you idiot. The first rule of personal injury law is to not discuss the case in public

Why do they keep a photo of their potted plant next to their potted plant?

Neuticals, actually. And they were developed for dogs. Still pretty stupid, though.

Wow, that’s how it works? If you don’t remember it you are not liable? Cool!