Maybe Donna’s heard a French phrase and has got it garbled> “Canoe” suggests “canard”,which literally means “duck” but can also be a “dirty trick” and by extention trickster, con-man, cheater. Or it could be “con” – not a nice word in French and pretty analagous to the English! “Douche” is “soaked” or “sodden”, so is Donna saying Pierre is a soggy c**t" – and if so, who taught her that phrase…
Someone who is up shits creek with a turd for a paddle yet takes no responsibility for their situation and find the need to blame everyone else for their predicament.
Damn. I’m British. My first thought was that it was garbled French picked up from Mona. Or Pierre.
hawgowar almost 12 years ago
Act like a real wife and maybe he’ll stay home nights.
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
Yes; yes, he is. And you should be glad of it, Donna. He’s not worth your time.
Possum Pete almost 12 years ago
“Douche Canoe”? That’s going into the vocabulary list for the week.
The missing M. Smokey almost 12 years ago
I think Donna’s up the creek without a paddle.
my_discworld almost 12 years ago
Free rein to go have a lil fun yourself, Donna. Unless you do care for Pierre. And then … well, this’ll be fun for us to watch.
AgProv almost 12 years ago
Maybe Donna’s heard a French phrase and has got it garbled> “Canoe” suggests “canard”,which literally means “duck” but can also be a “dirty trick” and by extention trickster, con-man, cheater. Or it could be “con” – not a nice word in French and pretty analagous to the English! “Douche” is “soaked” or “sodden”, so is Donna saying Pierre is a soggy c**t" – and if so, who taught her that phrase…
AgProv almost 12 years ago
And having said that… this is how Urban Dictionary defines the phrase “douche canoe”
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Douche%20Canoe
Someone who exceedes the limits of being a normal douche or douche bag.
or
Not just your run of the mill douche. A total douche! This douche will kill you with his non stop douche baggery. Avoid the douche Canoe at all costs.
And there is also a “double douche canoe”.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Double%20Douche%20Canoe
Someone who is up shits creek with a turd for a paddle yet takes no responsibility for their situation and find the need to blame everyone else for their predicament.
Damn. I’m British. My first thought was that it was garbled French picked up from Mona. Or Pierre.
Davepostmp almost 12 years ago
Jeez, it’s a comic strip! She does what the artist draws her to do! No free will, it’s make believe…
Peabody-Martini almost 12 years ago
Talk about wanting to have it both ways.