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Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 24, 2013
Transcript:
Rip: Cobra, it was just a land mine. Walk it off! Man: Take the girl. As for the man... surprise me! Rip: Listen, ponytail, I may have an arrow in my shoulder, and I'm about a quart low on blood - But nobody's taking that girl while I'm not buried in a shallow jungle grave! Man: Sukiyaki, kill him! Take the girl! Rip: (gulp!) I really have to work on my ultimatums.
Veridian almost 12 years ago
Câmon Rip,It COULD be WorseâŠ.. Sukiâs baby brother Teri coulda been along for the rideâŠ..
Fuddy Duddy almost 12 years ago
Jeeze, Rip, could you try being nice to the natives for a change?
johnrussco almost 12 years ago
things do not look good for RH & CC but I am trusting Dan to come up with something real good; if U kno what I mean?.!@#*&^ SUKIYAKI needs a good old fashion butt woppen that his folks didnât give him.
ShortStraw almost 12 years ago
mmm, I could go for some good sukiyaki (the japanese stew, not the guy)
ShortStraw almost 12 years ago
Ka-Slurp
cward3333 almost 12 years ago
what happened to Ripâs beard stubble?
StoicLion1973 almost 12 years ago
So, does anyone else think Crystal is behind all of this? Sheâs ambitious and likely feels worthy of the title âPirate Queenâ.
rocketscientist almost 12 years ago
Shouldnât the Sukiyaki guy be out walking his Komodo Dragons and saying âEwah! Eeewah!â
warjoski Premium Member almost 12 years ago
You knowâŠbefore reading this comic and the commentary on it, I was never aware you could turn any word into a verb by adding the prefix âKA-â
You think they would have taught that in school
DorianKTB almost 12 years ago
Still chuckling evilly at âItâs just a land mine. Walk it off!â Then again, the main cast of RIP HAYWIRE characters tend to bounce back, kinda like cartoon characters; itâs part of their loopy charm! :-)