The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 27, 2013
April 26, 2013
April 28, 2013
Transcript:
Waitress: Dessert?
Gladys: No, thanks - I'm on a diet and I've cut out sweets.
Waitress: Coffee?
Gladys: Yes, please...with cream and sugar.
Waitress: One lump or two?
Gladys: Twelve!
Reminds me of the panel “doc told me to have only ONE cup of coffee daily — but didn’t specify what size” (and the advised has a 206-litre — or 55 gallons, 1 drum — cup on her desk).
miqq1234 over 11 years ago
ah….love those balanced diets
YokohamaMama over 11 years ago
That’s the one concession to dieting I have been able to make — no sugar in coffee.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 11 years ago
stevia……..no calories and no damaging chemicals
drogers30 over 11 years ago
That’s the only way to drink coffee. Love the aroma not the taste.
prasrinivara over 11 years ago
Reminds me of the panel “doc told me to have only ONE cup of coffee daily — but didn’t specify what size” (and the advised has a 206-litre — or 55 gallons, 1 drum — cup on her desk).
Perkycat over 11 years ago
This is why her diets don’t work. She’s convinced herself she just had a cup of coffee – no sweets.
RonaldDavis over 11 years ago
When I eat pancakes, I use fat-free syrup and sugar-free butter.
J Short over 11 years ago
I just eat salads; and then she loads them with 500 calories of bleu cheese dressing.
Five boys over 11 years ago
Stevia at health food store is called Nu Stevia. No after taste