Monty by Jim Meddick for May 04, 2013
May 03, 2013
May 05, 2013
Transcript:
I finally got the enemy ant to talk... Troop strength... Fortification coordinates... Everything. That guy was a tough nut to crack. How'd you do it? More carrot, less stick. Everybody has a price. His price?... A gummi bear... A Haagen Dazs container I pulled from the trash... A Lego replica of the Taj Mahal...
hayscd over 11 years ago
Sure, everybody has got a price, see? Because sometimes greed is the only thing that’ll keep you warm at night. And a Lego replica of the Taj Mahal.
Varnes over 11 years ago
Dude drives a hard bargain….Anybody know the name of the ant’s uncle?…..
Wenthral over 11 years ago
Ant go Squish now! Grrr.
PICTO over 11 years ago
My used popsiclestick art always attracts a lot of ants.
Armitage72 over 11 years ago
Why would the ant want his own mausoleum? I guess he knows that he’s going to get squashed sooner or later.
(I assume it’s just the common misconception that the Taj Mahal is a palace, rather than a tomb.)
puddlesplatt over 11 years ago
once a queen always a queen.
SwimsWithSharks over 11 years ago
I want to be reincarnated as that ant.
vldazzle over 11 years ago
All I want is a place to be together with my man (mid Jan through May is WAY too long) and I’ll be happy!