Jane's World by Paige Braddock for April 26, 2013

“I want to read my paper, woman. Leave me be.”

“Take your implants and move out.”

Not implants, we must be still in the ‘new and improved," version of Jane’s World.

Did that movie have any shooting, stabbing or blowing up? No? Then WE didn’t want to see it did we?

One should never read reviews BEFORE seeing movies. It means you’re allowing someone else’s opinion to matter more than your own.

Oh yeah… (heh heh heh)

She’d better be a really, really good – um – cook.

How long have these two been together that reading a newspaper is a priority over making out?

Why isn’t he losing interest in anything but her?

She has to learn that we men like a bit of space.

He doesn’t appreciate it, he doesn’t deserve it. The woman is offering iced tea, pasta and salads and guy wants a chillidog( whatever that is). Give me a break. I’d like someone to read a movie review to me instead of reading it alone. Why do women bother with guys like that?

Women like this one look at a guy like a project. They are never happy the way he is, always want to change him. Once he’s totally domestic they lose interest and dump him for someone just like he was.

FYI, Amby, A chili dog is a hot dog with chili on it…

I’m still bummed because Paige dropped the storyline about the time traveling flower child from the 60’s.

She wants his attention. If he’s smart, he will give her his attention, and there is a very good chance that she will reward him with something he very much wants. Get smart!!! A warm friendly woman is worth far more than any old newspaper!