Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 13, 2013

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    margueritem  over 11 years ago

    Sneaky…

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    Sherlock Watson  over 11 years ago

    Bad move, Barkeep; now he’ll give you two bad reviews.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 11 years ago

    Wonder if she’ll come back for the bar stool.

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    arye uygur  over 11 years ago

    Maybe tomorrow the bartender from “Doonesbury” will come.

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    cdgar  over 11 years ago

    Scotty must have beamed her up!

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    juicebruce  over 11 years ago

    I think it’s a sub, made to look like an island on top !

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    Sisyphos  over 11 years ago

    How did she do that? —And so fast!Poor Zeeba Neighba!

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    John Falstaff  over 11 years ago

    Zeeba, you esk Larry, Larry geev you ride on his back. Get you home safe! Emember—ees gud luck to rub yousef wif bobbycue sause before riding a crok. Have fun, zeeba!

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    eddie6192  over 11 years ago

    She pulled a Houdini on Zeeba neighba.

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    mbreed184  over 11 years ago

    Zebra’s chair moved… Did anyone else catch that?

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    bornfree99  over 11 years ago

    did she just pulled the malaysian blackout? blink and things will magically appear or disappear. exactly what happened in the most.recent election in malaysia.

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    Soroxas  over 11 years ago

    How did the stool move to the center of the island?

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    jmartin1955  over 11 years ago

    We have stayed here too long.

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    hariseldon59  over 11 years ago

    Sorry Zebra, she’s heard the old “take me home with you” line a thousand times before.

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    puddlesplatt  over 11 years ago

    hear today…gone yesterday!

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    finale  over 11 years ago

    Zebra; put your sunglasses on, close your eyes and clink two Mojitos together and say: “There’s no place like home….there’s no place like home….”. If it doesn’t work you can still knock down the Mojitos.

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    reverendike  over 11 years ago

    It’s a lot better than the vacation Zebra’s cousin went on last year – the Life of Pi cruise …

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    Potrzebie  over 11 years ago

    I wonder if Zebra is on Lost?

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    TTL  over 11 years ago

    Time to airlift the zebra off the rock already.

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    Gokie5  over 11 years ago

    Reminds me of when SpongeBob was stuck in Rock Bottom and the bus kept passing by . . . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S79d_9XXuo0

    (Kind of speeded up here.)

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    Number Three  over 11 years ago

    Oh that’s nice (!)

    Poor Zebra.

    xxx

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    Scott S  over 11 years ago

    Maybe she’s a leprechaun

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Obviously none of you has ever been a female bartender.

    Disappearing at closing time is one of the first things you learn. Basic survival skill.

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    RobinHood2013  over 11 years ago

    Hey, it was either this or get eaten by Larry the crocodile.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Sisyphos … not me!In all my checkered career, I’ve actually never been a bartender…But I’ve known some…and, like many starving students, for a month or two, in MUCH younger days, I took a job as a cocktail waitress.

    I seen discovered that it was not the environment for me.

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    bmonk  over 11 years ago

    She’s off the time clock—and the island.

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