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Frank and Ernest by Thaves for May 11, 2013
May 10, 2013
May 12, 2013
Transcript:
Skyjump Frank: Skydiving cured my fear of heights, but now I'm afraid of the ground!
emptc12 almost 12 years ago
Don’t be a wuss. The ground is more afraid of you than you are of the ground.
RobinHood2013 almost 12 years ago
“Hey, hey, hey. Flyin’ is easy. It’s the landin’ that’s hard.” — Fat Albert
bmonk almost 12 years ago
In the old days, landlubbers thought the sea stank. Sailors thought the land stank.
hippogriff almost 12 years ago
A parachute is a lousy means of transportation. – Matthew Ridgeway (commander, 82nd Airborne, D-Day, when asked about skydiving).
Tin Can Twidget almost 12 years ago
I mentioned that once to a jump pilot and he said the jumpers preferred that to landing in the plane with him. ;)
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I’m not afraid of heights.I’m afraid of falls…
LuvThemPluggers almost 12 years ago
Have you noticed that gravity sucks? Two years old, you fall down and skin your knees. Five years old, you fall off your bike. Same with roller skates, snow skis, etc until you’re an old-timer when you fall for no good reason at all. Dang gravity keeps on sucking until eventually it pulls you underground. Why is nobody doing anything about this???
Earnestly Frank almost 12 years ago
Free skydiving lessons….no strings attached!!