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Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for May 02, 2013
Transcript:
Arlo: It isn't as if we never see movies! We see lots of them! Arlo: There's cable! There's streaming! There's DVD! Arlo: Besides, go to a theater and everyone's fiddling with a smartphone! Janis: But you don't remember going to a movie since 1997! Arlo: It's coming back to me!
larrylunts almost 12 years ago
I went to a Roy Zimmerman concert in Pennsylvania and there was an elderly woman in the front row who got a call on her cellphone in the middle of a song. This was a small, intimate space, with a crowd probably fewer that 100 people. After a moment or two, she was shouting into the phone: āYOUāRE GOING TO HAVE TO SPEAK LOUDER. IāM AT A CONCERT AND THERE IS A LOT OF NOISE!ā
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I quit going to movies years ago because other people canāt behave.
randayn almost 12 years ago
If you can stomach going to week-day matinees, the crowds are better behaved, and fewer.
Jean_1960 almost 12 years ago
We canāt go during the week and I donāt want to go on weekends because I canāt stand sitting right next to a stranger.
Q4horse almost 12 years ago
Arlo is right, With gigantic TV screens, and home surround sound, you no longer need to go out to get a movie experience. You can even get 3D technology now.
JoeStoppinghem Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Again, we go to the Saturday matinees, mostly the first one..People are usually donāt go that time..
parottthead almost 12 years ago
And we wonder where our kids get there (anti)social behaviorsā¦
twj0729 almost 12 years ago
VUDU is great! For $3.99, I get a first run movie. I put my ājamies on, grab a glass of Cabernet Savignion, turn on the surround sound, fluff up the pillows, cuddle with the wife on the couch and I donāt have to leave the house to take it back and I get for 24 hours and I donāt have to put up with other peoples crap! What a great concept!
llosik almost 12 years ago
Years ago when I went to see the Matrix, a cell phone rang and the guy answered, then started talking in a loud voice. From the deeps of the theater, a deep base voice said: āHang up or I make a wish!ā The guy said: gotta go dearā¦..we went back to seeing Neo choose which pill he wanted.
Doctor11 almost 12 years ago
I used to work at a movie theater and I lost count the number of times I would be inspecting the movies currently playing and would have to ask someone to not use their phone during the movie, not sit in the aisles, keep their kids under control, and/or not smoke the water vapor cigs since Utah Law says that you canāt smoke inside buildings. Period.
Of course, if they refused to listen to me, then I would call on the managers and have them deal with the jerks, and on several occasions, I would see them get escorted out of the building itself by security.
Doctor_McCoy almost 12 years ago
ANYONE who would try to upstage Jean Luc should be hit with Phaser set on 9.
gnash almost 12 years ago
Arlo and Janice are definitely my husband and me! :-)
QuietStorm27 almost 12 years ago
Iām going to the movies tomorrow night ā wish me luck!
beaver48612 almost 12 years ago
Itās not the same, Arlo. Movie theater is still the way to go.
YokohamaMama almost 12 years ago
Loud is good. At least at the movie theatre I donāt have to lower the sound. My neighbour complains if the television is loud enough for my poor deaf ears to hear. (Yes, I am planning to get a hearing aid!)
YokohamaMama almost 12 years ago
All music is noise to those who donāt like it, and music to those who do. You can turn off what you donāt like, but let others enjoy what they like without the invective.