A friend I haven’t seen for a while came into town and didn’t call me. I ran into him at the bar….He said he didn’t have my phone number…And then he said, "Man, the reason I’m hear is my wife was bitchin’ at me…Don’t you start….That’s like a Kryptonite statement to a single guy….There are many reasons some people prefer to remain single, and that’s one of them….
gosh, American marketing at its’ finest. selling posion aka GMO, to the rubes, oh sorry, the American public. Profits are all that matters. who cares what it is made of. just sell it to the American Public.
So which is worse . . . . marrying the woman who won’t let you eat what you want because she wants you to live longer or marrying the woman who will let you eat what you want because she wants you to die faster?
It would take a whole lot more than one small pushcart to sell everything my wife doesn’t want me to have. Now I cannot even have a Coke, for cryin’ out loud.
.Ladies, try to understand that men do not get better with age. We age like a car: after the first one-hundred-thousand miles we start to break down, the power plant gobbles fuel but gets poor mileage, systems simply stop working, parts need replacing, and by the end it takes a lot of effort to get us started in the first place. So let us eat the greasy, salty, cheesy, beer-y, sugary, heart-attack-inducing foods we like. That’s what life insurance is for.
In his last years, knowing there was no returning from the COPD that was getting worse, I bought all the chill dogs, hamburgers and malts he wanted. He really liked the awful dogs sold at fast food places but I would use as good as money could buy for the ones I fixed at home. I say, what’s the point in healthy eating and drinking when you know death is just around the corner.
Linguist over 11 years ago
We wont tell her !
Varnes over 11 years ago
A friend I haven’t seen for a while came into town and didn’t call me. I ran into him at the bar….He said he didn’t have my phone number…And then he said, "Man, the reason I’m hear is my wife was bitchin’ at me…Don’t you start….That’s like a Kryptonite statement to a single guy….There are many reasons some people prefer to remain single, and that’s one of them….
Linux0s over 11 years ago
A fool and his honey are soon parted.
Varnes over 11 years ago
George, well, there is that. Kind of a chicken or the egg thing, eh….?
roctor over 11 years ago
Hallf and half?
tripwire45 over 11 years ago
That would work.
The#1BoiseStateFan over 11 years ago
A T-Bone steak and beer?
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
deep fried hotdog, smothered with condiments, on a garlic bread bun, with bacon.
emptc12 over 11 years ago
And thus, keeshka, sauerkraut, and pickled herring began their well-deserved returns …
Beleck3 over 11 years ago
gosh, American marketing at its’ finest. selling posion aka GMO, to the rubes, oh sorry, the American public. Profits are all that matters. who cares what it is made of. just sell it to the American Public.
prrdh over 11 years ago
Don’t forget the Liederkranz.
Aaberon over 11 years ago
And sprinkled w/a little Parmesan…?? Oh, yum!
Packratjohn Premium Member over 11 years ago
Been married 33 years, and she STILL won’t put up with me.
trowsh over 11 years ago
Do you take reservations?
Burnside217 over 11 years ago
Foot long chili-cheese-dog, onion rings and there is no diet drink of any kind.
BluePumpkin over 11 years ago
So which is worse . . . . marrying the woman who won’t let you eat what you want because she wants you to live longer or marrying the woman who will let you eat what you want because she wants you to die faster?
TexTech over 11 years ago
It would take a whole lot more than one small pushcart to sell everything my wife doesn’t want me to have. Now I cannot even have a Coke, for cryin’ out loud.
ossiningaling over 11 years ago
First time I read it, I thought there was punctuation missing after “wife”
puddlesplatt over 11 years ago
Yes… and they all taste soooo good!
puddlesplatt over 11 years ago
My wife fried some water one time, and that was the last time she fixed anything tasty.
jprozeboom over 11 years ago
In my case it would be baked beans, unless he has a side of Beano.
Ernest Lemmingway over 11 years ago
So basically anything that tastes good?
.Ladies, try to understand that men do not get better with age. We age like a car: after the first one-hundred-thousand miles we start to break down, the power plant gobbles fuel but gets poor mileage, systems simply stop working, parts need replacing, and by the end it takes a lot of effort to get us started in the first place. So let us eat the greasy, salty, cheesy, beer-y, sugary, heart-attack-inducing foods we like. That’s what life insurance is for.
Pablosim over 11 years ago
When are we going to see the rest of “The Ekert”?…Pretty please!
Mythreesons over 11 years ago
In his last years, knowing there was no returning from the COPD that was getting worse, I bought all the chill dogs, hamburgers and malts he wanted. He really liked the awful dogs sold at fast food places but I would use as good as money could buy for the ones I fixed at home. I say, what’s the point in healthy eating and drinking when you know death is just around the corner.
bopard over 11 years ago
It’s Kielbasa, yum or maybe St. Louis ribs.
bobdingus over 11 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1RZwOlSg5o
klunker rider over 11 years ago
Mmmm…Chocolate dipped bacon hot dogs
Rickapolis over 11 years ago
I don’t see a price list on that cart.
AKHenderson Premium Member over 11 years ago
Hey Danae, here’s yer “find a need and fill it.”
Where’s the “stuff Mayor Bloomberg won’t let you drink” vendor? I’m thirsty.
Vet Premium Member over 11 years ago
VicCome to Texas State Fair. That would sell to no end.
Hunter7 over 11 years ago
The other side of the sign is for the wives….“Things Not On Your Diet”
Gokie5 over 11 years ago
Lots and lots of carbs to feed their “juniors.”
jkhandy over 11 years ago
Hence obesity, heart disease, etc….