Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for April 22, 2013

Bat those pretty Lashes, Pretty Boy. Toppled another Bank, have we? Well, if you can’t get-off first, no Home-stealing, eh?

Flying would be so easy if you didn’t have to land….

Flying’s easy. Reading Klingon, that’s hard.

Better just stick to running.

Any landing you can walk away from………….

That kind of behaviour will get you ostrichised

If God had wanted ostriches to fly………………..

That’s pretty much what Montana said.

He didn’t fly. He jumped off the cliff. Looks like.