Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 07, 2013

I’ll call my wife, who is on the road, and tell her to avoid any route from Zanesville, OH to Walden. I would like for her to come home.

It really is a bad place to speed if you are in a commercial truck. And, no I am not advocating for trucks to speed. Merely an observation.

Zonk is half way to everywhere…..

He better not be holding!

They’re right! Pot IS a gateway to speed!

It’s also a bad place to speed if you have Michigan plates. Especially the closer you get to Columbus.

Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin’…

The Ohio State Patrol’s drug arrests have made big jumps from past years. You don’t get away from their four foooted troopers. A Sheriff who stopped a friend of mine said, “There are two places you don’t speed. That is Valdosta County Georgia and the whole damn state of Ohio!”

No chance that beater will do 128. Lucky if half that.

My sister in law quit visiting us in Cincinnati about forty years ago. I think there’s still a warrant for her arrest for speeding in Ohio…or at least she thinks so….or says she thinks so….

Hey @Doc I’m in Colorado Springs now I’ll keep my eye’s open.West Side of town will welcome him!

Damn socialist speed limits! We oughta be able to go any speed we want. We paid for the roads.

Susan is right— speeding + pot = jail time. Uh oh. Call Joanie. You get one phone call, better be a lawyer.

Let’s get back to the usual bashing of Bush.

“It’s on” is relatively old too.

Zonk doing math?

I was just never able to get my ’53 Nash Rambler up to 395…

Get a hovercraft.

They’ve been having hearing every other week for 6 months. Military attaché requested planes but it would take too long. Of 35 US personel in Benghazi, 27 were CIA operatives. Was it HRC’s fault? Panetta’s? or maybe Petraeus’s?They are all gone from DC, who will take the fall?

I read that the Republicans were the ones who denied the increase in security at the Embassies. Where does the fickle finger of fate point to now. The hearings are bogus. Just a way to try and divert blame from the real source. Republican obstructionists.

Also, be aware that an adulterer and former Governor of South Carolina is now the new Congressman from that repressed state. He will be standing tall at the Washington cocktail parties with his Brazillian hoocheepapp on his arm. America!!! I love this country!!!(spoken with a fake Russian accent)

Damn, Sarge. Where you been? I see you didn’t dispute the fact that the obstructionist Republicans were at the root of the problems with the Consulate in Benghazi.

I really hated Ted Kennedy. He was the very epitome of a limousine liberal. And yes, he got away with murder. Clinton, I made more money those eight years than before or since. If GHW Bush hadn’t left him holding the bag on NAFTA his legacy would have been better. Plus, when Newt and the boys “Took America Back” they practically forced him to give China “Most Favored Nation” trade status. Yes, he got caught with his fly open, but do you really want to research the possibility of Presidents of all stripes who had somethin, something on the side?

The deal with China gave all the corporate powers freedom to start closing factories and sending production to China. Reason number one that you can’t buy a bedroom suite that is made in America. And, buddyro, I know what I’m talking about. Romney and his ilk really did send production jobs to China, The only jobs his type want for us are retail and other service jobs..

Keep going to Colorado Zonker!!