Monty by Jim Meddick for May 23, 2013

Contact your doctor, rather.

Ah, yes. The old “never take responsibility for one’s own action” syndrome.

I can hardly wait to see what he encouters tomorrow. Monkey bars or climbing apparatus? What else has he not tried? Spring rides?

The parks Public liability insurance costs will increase.

Twerp. That’s what I called my daughter. Still do. We were in W-M and I pulled something off the rack. Instead of calling her by her name (a no-no in public) I just said, "Hey, Twerp, come try this on. She was two or three at the time. Passing mothers laughed at us.

Sedgie bops ball; ball bops Sedgie. I see no need for lawyers here; all seems fair.

It was a lawsuit waiting to happen.

Contact your personal trainer!

Too bad it wasn’t a bowling ball.

This reminds me of a young punk who fooled around with a pairs of nunchaku sticks and gave himself a concussion!!!

Contact Dewey, Cheatem and Howe.

Ahhh, nothing puts me to sleep faster than a good "Tether Ball’ reading…someone help this kid!

oh great, another “I’m a stupid cretin, give me money” lawsuit T_T

jolly good wallop old sport, I’m talking to the ball of course!

Odd. I had never noticed his white gloves before today. And it was in the final panel where he is face down with his left arm akimbo… Indeed a fine accessory to his Little Lord Fauntleroy outfit replete with the saddle oxfords.

Jarvis should be fired for dereliction of duty. He should have been there to prevent that from happening.