The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 14, 2013

Me three…

Must be Owen the Onion.

I think you’re Owen him an apology.

Save those tears for your pillow, Owen. Big boys don’t cry when they get cut.

Is Owen an onion? He looks kind of radish-y to me.

beets me

What happens when the Players Onion hears about this?

Hey, there’s no crying in baseball!

He doesn’t carrot all.

Owen’s making everyone else leek.

I’m surprised this joke wasn’t a ‘Pearl’ from Pastis…

At least he didn’t get sliced down the fair way.

Oh, it’s an onion ! I thought it was a strawberry…..or a beet. Hilburn has obviously never seen an onion unless it was already sliced…

www.youtube.com/watch?v=adLasgHQVcY

cry me a river

@Scott: Second day in a row the panel is missing from the daily e-mail. You have more leverage than we do. Please go slap somebody upside the head.

Eh, it’s all just a rutabaga. In the end everything will turnip okay.

He was cut from Andy Griffith’s Onion Head movie.

Haha! I didn’t see that one coming!

good fer vidales-ya

my names owen