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Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 10, 2013
May 09, 2013
May 11, 2013
Transcript:
Phoebe: Usually I like being home sick. Phoebe: I get to lie on the couch, eat crackers, and watch TV all day. But it's totally ruined this time 'cause it means stupid Dakota gets my part in the play! Dakota's so bad she even ruins being sick. Marigold: A feat even vomit could not accomplish!
Templo S.U.D. almost 12 years ago
I’d be surprised if Dakota got sick too and the whole play got cancelled.
kaykeyser almost 12 years ago
Im still waiting for either Marigold to fix things or for Karma to catch up with Dakota.
Inkwell Files almost 12 years ago
It’s probably just shading. It’s darker in both panels 1 and 4.
rexvivat almost 12 years ago
Wait, what? Dakota’s been (theoretically, at least) rehearsing Jenny Junebug’s lines, not Lisa Ladybug’s. Switching roles at the last possible time is a recipe for failure…
Q4horse almost 12 years ago
This hatred of Dakota is irrational. Being attractive and popular is not by itself an evil vice. When you have a unicorn for a friend, you have no need for adulation.
kendallclark1973 almost 12 years ago
I can picture Dakota on stage, revelling in her moment, and then suddenly throwing up in front of everyone. Unicorn!
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Please!Not while I’m eating breakfast.: )
Simon_Jester almost 12 years ago
So Marigold might actually be feeling mite jealous of Phoebe for at least being able to puke.
ewalnut almost 12 years ago
Maybe Dakota is sick too.
gocomics_test_disable almost 12 years ago
Yay, sick days!
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Agreed unicorn.
StrangerCoug almost 12 years ago
Quick! Somebody get her sick, too! Or at least make her forget a line or two so she can be the object of ridicule!
Hag5000 almost 12 years ago
You have to admire a unicorn who can talk so casually about vomit.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Popularity takes work dedication and the innate talent for brushing off your real friends. I was so unpopular in school. Haha
puddleglum1066 almost 12 years ago
“A feat even vomit could not accomplish!” is going into my list of phrases to use someday…
luducks almost 12 years ago
TWISTY STRAW
goldenhazel10 almost 12 years ago
“A feat even vomit could not accomplish!” XD
Eldric IV over 11 years ago
This is probably my favorite joke of the strip to date.
Also, I did not notice it the first 30 times, but that crazy straw looks like a giant hair.
Antiyonder almost 6 years ago
Panel 3: “Urge to contaminate, rising.”
And hey, the series is even written by a person with the last name, Simpson.