After 9 months in the dark, I saw a light at the end of the tunnel. However, my first sight was of a masked man talking in a strange language, who proceeded no slap me (across the posterior) until I cried with pain. Then, someone tied me up in some kind of sheet so I could not escape. What a cruel world I have entered.
I was a breech birth, with the umbilical cord wrapped around my throat, and after a half century, things haven’t gotten any better. Maybe I should crawl back in and demand a new start.
pouncingtiger over 11 years ago
Just born and she’s already a twit.
edclectic over 11 years ago
Somebody should smack her mother.
Kokopelli over 11 years ago
I was born cold, wet, and naked. I hope things get better.
KEA over 11 years ago
My Grandnephew (1 mo old) has his own “blogspot”. I refuse to read it. (I think it’s ghostwritten anyway)
mkahn over 11 years ago
After 9 months in the dark, I saw a light at the end of the tunnel. However, my first sight was of a masked man talking in a strange language, who proceeded no slap me (across the posterior) until I cried with pain. Then, someone tied me up in some kind of sheet so I could not escape. What a cruel world I have entered.
sadiedog over 11 years ago
Alas! Soon all communication will take place through electronic gizmo! It has already begun!
CayC over 11 years ago
OOPS! OUCH!! WHOOPS!!!
emjaycee over 11 years ago
Still like Steven Wright reading from a baby’s diary: “Day One: Still tired from the move.”
Jeff0811 over 11 years ago
Today is the first day of the rest of my life. That about sums it up.
alan.gurka over 11 years ago
I was a breech birth, with the umbilical cord wrapped around my throat, and after a half century, things haven’t gotten any better. Maybe I should crawl back in and demand a new start.