Pickles by Brian Crane for May 24, 2013

Probably doesn’t know how, either.

Duct tape?

He’ll be hating his next water bill if he doesn’t get itfixed soon too.

Just like Old Faithful, Earl spouts off right on schedule.

Kid’s got his number! lol!

Work is a 4-letter word.

Sprinklers got feelings too, y’ know

Earls grass will be greener than the grass on the otherside.

Can’t fix it when the water’s on — and when the water’s off, it’s just like the others!

Earl is nuts!

It isn’t all that hard. Just unscrew the old sprinkler head and screw on the new one. What’s the big deal here?

What is wrong with the kids hair?

Earl has a point!

watering a lawn is a WASTE of water ! please conserve ! grow something you can eat !!!!!

I love my house and property but I have to fix sprinklers all the time … got a broken line in my backyard awaiting my attention this weekend. I’d rather have a fake lawn that was gopher proof and not need any water and put my efforts into my trees – avocado, fuji apple, honeycrisp apple, navel and valencia orange … I love having things grow and produce. But I get my vitamin D and a fairly good tan at the same time.

Earl needs to wander down to Home Depot..Sometimes I go down there with a needed repair in mind..get lost in the aisles..and forget what I went down there for.Maybe the trusty Studebaker is like Earl..out of gas..

Just fix it with glue whats the problem.

Come on…it’ll only take five minutes at most.