Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 30, 2013

The Christian/Jew mix has always been a little volatile, eh?

Just don’t link Jdate-dot-com with an Egyptian dating site.

Hardy, har, har. I’ve been intermarried for 31 years and nothing’s crashed yet.

And shellfish, and any fish without scales and a bunch of other stuff.

Ya Mecca me crazy!!!

Don’t forget to add the Skinheads and Black Muslims sites for an explosive mix.

not to mention countless muddled lives

Where’s the Yenta when we need her ?

That can be said about all belief systems. Even atheism, because there is no proof that there is no God, only faith that their belief is correct.

Church mixers are the best place to meet peers. Believe me, they are not usually “churchy” types, they are other lost souls that a churchy type has forced them into attending. being with someone that was raised with the same values as you(whether they took or not) will give a baseline to the relationship. When you marry outside your social circle, it can make life hard for both people and their respective in-laws. I am not saying that mixed or interfaith marriages do not work, I am saying that you stack the deck against it working and it will be harder.

No, KEEP the pork.

I once spent a half hour filling out the eHarmony info page. Within ten seconds of hitting enter, I got a message saying they had no matches for me. I’m guessing that if I checked the box saying I made over $100,000 a year, they would have come up with a few women for me.

Yeah, but Grandma’s desperate!

I’d always assumed the J in Jdate stood for Japanese. I stand corrected.

No pork? No BACON?Thats INHUMAN!

yoww!!

Close, the "J"stands for J.A.P. (Jewish American Princess)

If you knew shiksas like I know shiksas…