The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 23, 2013

No, she’s in the right section..

Well, he’s about as smart as a hammer.

Supposedly, there are seven simple tools, but we’ve far exceeded that number by now.

Some of those tools are famous for their tools.

let us never forget, the lowly slingshot. how about a cam? would that be considered a lever? wedge? inclined plane? i used to know what a screw was, but blah blah blah…

That’s what you get for being vague.

synonym for “richard’s” nickname. was it james lipton that pointed out to peter o’toole that his name was worthy of comment?

There needs to be one on Bono

Geez, Russell Crowe isn’t that bad.

Way too small a bookrack for all of the overexposed “celebrities” now in the world.

Thanks Dog.Now I’m ‘hep to the jep’ on that term.

You’ll find members of Congress under “Power Tools”.

True

“Tool: One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin.”

Urban Dictionary

Jeremy Piven? Really? What’s he done to anyone?

Perfect!

I hate that sh-t head and will never forgive him.